baddies of the BAU😻
derek: hotch emily is bullying me
milf eater: yeah go cry to your daddy
derek: oh yeah he's my daddy fs😘
dilf: I don't ever wanna be called daddy ever again. Especially by you derek.
victoria: GUYS OMG
italian stallion: What happened!?
victoria: TAYLOR SWIFT IS JUST EXISTING
pest: I don't get the 'hype' over her.
victoria: i don't get the hype over you.
victoria; go listen to her songs and come back pls.
2 hours later
victoria: LANA DEL REY😫😫😫
milf eater: agreed
elle: anyone wanna get lunch?
victoria: ME ME ME
victoria: what if we all get lunch tg🙉
italian stallion: Great idea kid!
italian: I'll pay!
milf: grabbed my bags let's go
victoria: someone should let me ride with them i don't wanna drive
elle: you can ride with me and emily!
victoria: bet
10 minutes later
victoria: no one told me that spencer would be in the car..
milf eater: i'm dying
milf: r we gonna have to fake your death in paris again🧍♀️
milf eater: yes😫
elle: this is so funny they won't shut up
milf eater: i'm tried of this alr
victoria: i'm tried of his voice alr
victoria: uhm emily secrets don't make friends what did u say
milf eater: nothing😐
milf; sigh why did y'all make derek ride with me
milf eater: i could ride u
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victoria: if i would known this annoying ass bitch would've been in here i would've rode w u
victoria: on the way back tho trust😘
derek: no stay over there
10 minutes later
victoria: i hope everyone dies
victoria: i'm going to walk home
hotch: What happened? I'm not there.
victoria: they made me sit next to reid.
derek; be grateful ur even here
victoria: kys
milf: they are fighting sm
victoria: does anyone have a hair tie im gonna mess this food UP
derek: reid has one on his wrist
pest: I'm not giving it to her.
victoria: fake mf
milf: none of us have any so just give it to her
milf eater: yeah reid be nice to her once in your life
garica: please boy wonder🙏
derek: reid make then stfu and give it to her
pest: Fine🙄
victoria: 😼
derek: DAWG VICKY IS TEARING TS UPPPP
victoria: i haven't ate for three days
italian stallion: You know that's bad. I'm going to start bringing you food everyday from now on.
victoria; thank you papa rossi🙏
victoria: but it was a joke
italian stallion: I'm still gonna bring it to you.
4 hours later
victoria: sometimes i forget i'm italian
victoria: #mangiando un po' di cazzo proprio adesso
italian stallion: Victoria that is inappropriate
victoria: that's the point they don't know what i'm saying🙁
derek: gonna translate it
milf eater: is rossi ur daddy vicky
victoria: no unfortunately he just reminds me of him
victoria: #idonthaveafather
milf eater: HELP
