baddies of the BAU😻
milf: anyone wanna come over and drink wine and watch the taylor swift eras tour film? will has the kids so we can be as loud as possible
garcia: YES OMW
victoria: DO NOT TEMPT ME W A GOOD TIME. IM BRINGING SNACKS
elle: OMG I HAVE LEFTOVER TEQUILA
milf eater: IM ALR HERE BUT COUNT ME IN!
milf: boys are any of y'all gonna come?
thong wearer: i'll go so i can drive elle home if she gets to drunk
lover boy: I am gonna come with Victoria.
30 minutes later
victoria: THE LARTY IS HERE BITCHES (i pregamed w/o y'all)
elle: NOT FAR
victoria: I ALSO BROUGHT A LOT OF SNACKS. and more tequila
victoria: let's take more shots then start this god damn movie
milf eater: LETS FUCKING GO
3 hours later
elle: STAWP RN
elle: VICTORIA AND SPENCER ARE DANCING TO 'YOU ARE IN LOVE'
garcia: IMCRYINGSOHARD
garcia: NOW EM IS DAVING W JJ
garcia: i feel so lonely
garcia: MVM NOW WE ARE ALL DANCING
the next day
victoria: i hate life
milf eater: me too
garcia: me three
elle: me four
milf: me five
thong wearer: maybe you shouldn't have drank so much?
lover boy: Yeah..There's no way you guys didn't get alcohol poisoning from mixing tequila and wine together.
victoria; i just threw up in my trash can
victoria: the smell is getting to me someone take it away
garcia: can i go home hotch?
victoria: me too
dilf: I think you all need to go home. Dave you can take the day off if you want too.
victoria: i could kiss you right now
elle: no fr
milf eater: i'm gay but me too
thong wearer: hello?
elle: oh don't take it personal
1 hour later
victoria: GUYA
victoria: CAN SOMEONE COME OVER?
victoria: MAYBE EVEN CALL AN AMBULANCE
elle: WHAT WHY
victoria: I WAS TRYING TO GET MY CAT BACK INSIDE OF MT APT BC SHE RAN OUR AND WELL SOME PERSON LEFT SOMETHING OUTSIDE AND I TRUPED OVER ITBAND FELL AND MY LEG HURTS TELLAT BAD
victoria: AND IDK WHERE MY KITTY IS
garcia: ILL GET YOUR CAT ELLE HAS 911
4 hours later
victoria; guess who has a cast🥳🥳
victoria: it's pink and sparkly so i'm okay
