baddies of the BAU
victoria; surprise🤯
victoria: isn't it such a great day?
victoria; time y'all find out i'm not on a diet
milf eater: yeah everyone knew
thong wearer: actually
thong wearer: i didn't
elle: that's cause your stupid
elle: do you really think victoria is gonna give up alcohol
elle: i literally told you she was pregnant
thong wearer: i probably wasn't listening
elle: YOU REPLIED "i think so too"
thong wearer: i hesrd you say i think and said that tbh
elle; also why was jj the first to know
garcia: fr
milf: i figured it out when she said she was on a diet
milf: victoria would never go on a diet that doesn't drink coffee
victoria: i like being pregnant
milf: me too
victoria: our kids r gonna be born at the same time omg so fucking excited
elle: guys i feel left out
garcia: same guys 😔
victoria: derek , whoever this sam guy is...better start being slow at pulling out ig
thong wearer: NO NO NO NO NO
thong wearer: IM SCARED TO HAVE A KID
elle: YOUR JOT THE ONE PUSHING IT OUT?
thong wearer: BUT IM THE DAD WHAT IF I DIE IN THE LINE OF DUTY?
victoria: getting flashbacks huh...
garcia: 🤯🤯🤯🤯
elle: LITERALLY JJ VICKY SPENCER AND EMILY CAN GET KILLED AND THEY ARE STILL GERE
victoria: oh yeah🤗
milf: we are just built different
milf eater: yeah we are!
victoria; soencer is not gonna reply so continue pls i'm interested
thong wearer: WELL MAYBE THEY SHOULDNT WHY WOULD THEY LEAVE THEIR KIDS ALINE
victoria: actually i'm leaving my kid with elle
lover boy: Wait we decided on her?
victoria: yes we did and u sounded rude pls apologize
lover boy: Sorry if I sounded rude Elle.
victoria: good job🤗
victoria: can you pls bring me some canes on ur way home🥰🥰🥰🥰
lover boy: Yes.
victoria: i love being pregnant
elle: didn't u eat a rossi's earlier
victoria: the baby is hungry
milf: agreed em can you get me some ice cream
milf eater: got it
elle: I WANNA BE PREGNANT😭😭😭😭😭
thong wearer: NO
