baddies of the BAU😻
victoria: GRACIE JS ANNOUCED GA2 SOMEONE SEDATE ME RN.
elle: i busted when i read it
garcia: IM SO EXCITED FOR ITTTTTTT
victoria: manifesting some happy songs🕯️🕯️ (it's not gonna happen bc it's literally gracie abrams)
thong wearer: pls stfu🥰
victoria: derek do me a favor
thong wearer: what
victoria: jump out of a window 😇
thong wearer: no
7 hours later
victoria: lol i need y'all's help
elle: what's up
victoria: the sky tf
elle: what do u need help w vicky
victoria: okay 1 i need a photographer
victoria: 2 should me and my tiny family go to the beach for my pregnancy pictures
elle: yes
garcia: i am a photographer
garcia: i swear that i am good
victoria: okay what r u doing this weekend
garcia: for u nothing
victoria: bet we are going to the beach
garcia: oh yeah 😎
3 hours later
victoria: guys i wish i had a enemy so i could fall in love w him and be w him forever
victoria: oh wait
victoria: that alr happened 😜
elle: wait y'all actually hated each other
victoria: elle😭
victoria: hon
victoria: i hated him for like 5 yrs before i started liking him
victoria; mind you the only reason i hated him was bc he was attractive
elle: what
garcia: WOAH WHAT?
thong wearer: how did i not know this????????
milf eater: are me and derek bad profilers??????
thong wearer: do u think they were doing it before we knew
victoria: oh no we were
victoria: we were dating like 5 months before u guys knew
milf eater; oh so u want me to kms
thong wearer: so u want me to tell myself i'm a failure and i'm a bad profiler
victoria: so can u guys stfu before i kms😘
lmao i started writing this a couple days ago but fell asleep half way thru writing it😇
