Horsey

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Horsey the original gangster started patrolling the hallways of the Wom's bathing box, he was deep in thought, thinking about how Connor the rizzler broke his damp longsword. He held the two pieces in his hands, thinking about how he was going to weld them together again.

The damp longsword was given to him by the horsey council, a now extinct organisation seeking to protect Wattpadland from external threats, and Horsey is the last known member of it. Only the highest rated Horsies receive the damp longsword, as a trophy of their success and a hardy weapon in battle.

Damp metal, used to make the damp longsword, is rare and extremely hard to come by, legends say that you have to strip mine at y level -64 for a long time in order to acquire it, and it only spawns in clusters of 1-2.

The damp metal is then refined into its liquid state, then poured into the only sword mould in Wattpadland history to ever make damp longswords. The handle is then made from wise mystical tree wood, hardened by heating over the sussy Ohio fire in the heart of Wattpadland. Then, the sword is hardened by being dipped in icy cold water in the northern regions of the continent, where the ohio penguins, sea potatos and lightskin whales reside in the frozen depths.

Finally, the sword is given to the wielder at an elaborate ceremony, where it will be bounded to the wielder until death. It was able to be stored in an alternate dimension when not in use, but since the evil creature's invasion of Wattpadland has begun, Horsey keeps the sword on him constantly.

Horsey looked at the two broken pieces again, the rizzler was indeed very powerful to have been able to break the sword in half with his rizzy powers. He wondered if it would ever see another battle again.

Suddenly, he stopped in his tracks, he had gotten lost in wandering the endless mono-yellow hallways, the sounds of Aby building the grenades were faint, and Horsey couldn't tell which direction it was coming from, but it sent shivers down his fractured spine.

There was a shuffling, sussy noise resonating within the hallways, and Horsey quickly spun around, feeling a small sense of panic creeping up to him, what was that? Could that be Aby? But he was surely a long distance away from her...

The Wom's bathing box was meant to be uninhabited due to how dangerous it is, and how moist the carpets are, so what devious creature could reside in such a hostile environment? Suddenly, Horsey saw a blur to the right of him, he spun around quickly but only saw more yellow hallways. His hooves splashed on the damp carpet.

Horsey started running back to where he thought Aby was, and to his relief, she was still building the grenade on the damp floor, it seemed to be nearly complete.

"Aby, I think we need to get out of here fast, I think something is stalking us :(" Aby looked around and so did Horsey, but all they heard was the incessant buzzing of the lights and the pitter-patter of water against the moist as hell carpet.

Horsey strained his ears more, he thought he could hear something over the background noise, something at the edge of his consciousness, a tiny worm of doubt eating away at his perception of safety.

Aby put the 99%completed grenade off to the side and got up to listen along with horsey.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, something red and yellow and fluffy rounded a yellow, wallpapered corner and lunged at Horsey and Aby.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS A FURRY!!!!!" Horsey screamed as he backed off and started whacking desperately in front of him with the broken handle of the sword, his hooves squishing against the carpet, Abby immediately pulled out the Ohio axe, they were in a tense face-off with the furry, just like the song by Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.

The furry started making suspicious noises as it slowly shuffled towards Horsey and Aby, slashing its sharp claws across the air, Aby started having flashbacks and Horsey was still scared. The furry suddenly lunged at Horsey, tackling him to the moist ground while trying to bite him, Horsey held off its jaws desperately, as the damp longsword was still broken.

Aby snuck up behind the furry and whacked it hard with the Ohio axe, the furry hissed, hopped off Horsey and ran after Aby with murderous intent. Horsey quickly jumped up and threw the top half of the damp longsword like a missile, hitting the furry directly in the back, the furry is now properly enraged, it lashed out and hissed wildly and Aby and Horsey, but without strategy, Aby and Horsey managed to swiftly and effectively pin it down, it smelled of mold and rotten carpet.

"Who sent you after us?" Said Horsey, but then he remembered furries can't talk and it probably just wanted to eat them for breakfast anyways. Aby inspected the furry more closely. "I don't think it is related to the evil creature; it seems to just want to consume us for sustenance." She said, echoing Horsey's thoughts.

They stepped off the furry, and after a few more seconds, it bolted off into the hallways again, making even more sussy noises.

After that eventful encounter, Aby and Horsey went back to building the grenade.

"Just another screw, and... there we go! We're done!" Horsey said. "Now we can stop the evil creature from destroying Wattpadland!!!!!!11!@!!"

Aby and Horsey got in the Sus-Mobile and backed out of the local Walmart, they are now in Wattpadland again, the familiar smell of in-dampness greeted them and horsey inhaled deeply through his horse nostrils.

"Now all we need to do is to find a way to deliver the grenade to the dangerous creature..." Aby said deviously...

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!