Should I delete that selfie in that last part? NO I'M NOT WEARING MAKEUP MY SISTER ASKED IF I HAD EYE LINER ON NOOOOOOOOO I'M NOT. okay we got that but like please don't pay attention to my face I think it got deformed in the womb also I had a Sharpie with me and I went to the bathroom at church and wrote I'm gay on the wall *applauses self*

 okay we got that but like please don't pay attention to my face I think it got deformed in the womb also I had a Sharpie with me and I went to the bathroom at church and wrote I'm gay on the wall *applauses self*

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Mum please get me a piano for Christmas

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