Love to Choose (SasuNaru/ItaNaru fanfic)

Chapter 3

Hey remember that time when Naruto and Jiraiya went out to find Tsunade, then Itachi and Kisame was chasing Naruto cuz the Kyuubi and Sasuke went to save him? Being a yaoi fangirl this happens to be on my mind

Itachi: come with me Kitsune-chan

Naruto: who the fuck are you guys?

Jiraiya: Akatsuki don't go near them!

Naruto: But he's hot!

Jiraiya: I don't care, akatsukis stay away from him, Naruto they're not going for you they're going for what inside you

Itachi: no actually I want his body.

Sasuke: oi!

Itachi: we meet again otouto

Sasuke: Uchiha Itachi... I'm gonna kill you

Itachi: haha... that's funny Sasuke but your hate is not enough

Sasuke: I fucking hate you for wanting to steal my Kitsune!!!

Itachi: yours? I'm sorry but that body is mine

Naruto: hell no I my body ain't anyone's property.

Sasuke: too bad, I'm gonna take it

Itachi: oh no you won't *goes to Sasuke*

Sasuke: Chidorii!!

Itachi: *grabs sasuke's hand* you missed

Naruto: Oy guys...

Jiraiya: Hey you two!! Stop it you're scaring Naruto!!

Naruto: I'm not scared!

Itachi & Sasuke: I'll rape you then.

Naruto: nooo ero-senin help me!!! * hides behind Jiraiya's back*

Itachi: see you're scaring him.

Sasuke: no you did! You'll pay brother

Itachi: let's see if you can

Sasuke&Itachi: Katon! Gokakyuu no jutsu!!!

Naruto/Jiraiya: gaaahhh!!!

And the roof breaks

Itachi: I don't wanna get into trouble, I'll go. Let's go Kisame, and Naru-chan I'll be back in 2 years wait for me okay!! I bet you'll be hotter and cuter. *leaves*

Sasuke: don't come back!!

Naruto: Man, Uchihas...

Sasuke: yea I know right. Just leave them alone. Let's go usuratonkachi *wrap hand on Naruto's shoulder*

Naruto: gyahhh!!! Rasengan!!! (A/N: I know Naruto hasn't learn rasengan here)

-end of story-

Sasuke: that didn't happened!!

Naruto: yes it does

Sasuke: *whispers* we should keep this a secret..

Naruto: *whsipers* fine..

Naruto: okay! yea that didn't happen

Itachi: Naru-baby!!! I'm back! I can't hold for 2 years I miss you so much!!!

Naruto: not again

Sasuke: Uchiha Itachi...

Itachi: Sasuke.. you don't have to say my name everytime you see me everyone fucking knows my name even if they didn't, it's in the dialogue