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justinbieber

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I'M ACTUALLY SCREAMING.
YOU OPENED MY DM.

I'M. NOT. OKAY.

Okay I'm gonna need
you to chill 😂

I am chill. I am soooo
chill. I'm freezing.

Buuurrrr. Cold. So chill.

Lol you're funny and
cute. I like that.

Are you hacked? I know
Justin fucking Bieber did
not just call my little ass
cute. I'm gonna call the cops.
Get the hell away from my
future husband's account
or I'm gonna kick your ass.

I'm not hacked, what
the hell? Is it hard to
believe that a man
who sees a beautiful
woman wants to talk to
her?

For all I know, you could
be some sick old man
hacking his account to
try and talk to young girls.
I'm not dumb!

Would you like proof?

Send nudes. A full body
mirror pic with Jerry in your
left hand and your tongue
out to the right side of your
mouth.

I'M JOKING.

Send me a selfie no one
has ever seen of you
before. Don't try to trick
me because I have
literally every selfie he's
taken in my camera roll.
No lie.

Here you go

Enough proof?

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Enough proof?

Give me a good five minutes
to search hardcore.

JUSTIN!

IT IS YOU OSHSISHS
BITCH I LOOKED THROUGH MY
CAMERA ROLL THREE TIMES
AND GOOGLED THE PICTURE
TWELEVE TIMES.

Fuck me up. Holy shit.

Well, hello. I'm Rosie Hannah.
We met like a day ago, you
called me beautiful, I was the
one who posted the meme
of you spending money, and
most importantly I'm your
fiance. Nice to meet you.

Not so fast.

Shit. Did I say something
wrong?

No, no. Just how do I
know you're really
who you say you are?
I came on here to talk
to the most gorgeous
girl I've ever seen, but
what if you're some lonely,
single mom in her mid
to late forties looking for a
young, handsome man to
become a new baby daddy?
I don't need no damn kid
right now.

Damn. You caught me.

Awh man! I knew it!

No but for real. Can you
send a mirror pic of you
with two pig tails, and a
huge jacket on lmao

Anything for Mr. Bieber.

I look tragic, so I hopeyou're satisfied

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I look tragic, so I hope
you're satisfied.

First off, you look amazing.
Second, that was just an
excuse for m to look at
your perfect little self.

I knew you were a flirt.

I can't help it 😉

This has gotta be a dream.
THE Justin Drew Bieber is
not sliding into my dms
right now.

Well you better believe
it sweetheart because
it's happening.

What a tool.

What can I say? When
I see something I want,
I go for it.

What makes you think
I want you back?

You've called me your
future husband at least
fifty times and planned
our wedding. I'm more
than positive you want me.

Cocky little shit.

Only for you shawty.

LMAAAOOOOO

Justin, "shawty" died
when the flip died. You
need to stop.

You right.

Anyways, I gotta go.
I'll talk with you soon. 😏

Bye, Justin. Still kinda
think you're hacked though.

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