[Alec]
I swear to the angels Magnus. Please don't ever leave me alone again with them. Especially not in a group chat. They're horrible[Magnus]
Well unfortunately my love, you don't choose your family[Alec]
That's why I'm beyond happy that I have you in my life Magnus. I don't know what I would do without you[Magnus]
You would probably be dead[Alec]
Okay, that's not true[Magnus]
Shut up. I totally helped you guys with Valentine and last time I checked, I saved your ass when we were fighting those dragon demons that wanted to see your pretty ass dead ;)[Alec]
Whatever[Magnus]
Wow, I feel so extremely appreciated at this very moment. Thank you so much Alec. I love you too[Alec]
If you love me so much, why did you leave me alone with freaking Clary, Jace, Izzy and Simon?[Magnus]
Okay listen pretty boy, I wasn't the one who threatened you to sleep on the couch. I call that pure revenge[Alec]
You're such a child Magnus[Magnus]
If I'm a child, you're a rapist[Alec]
See? Child[Magnus]
Why am I in love with you now again?[Alec]
Because I'm a saint[Magnus]
Alexander, I hate to say this but you're absolutely not a saint[Alec]
Yeah, and why not?[Magnus]
Alec my love, you're gay[Alec]
So what? Just because I'm gay and having sex with a man, I'm not a saint?[Magnus]
I love how you never would say that one year ago. I have corrupted you ;)[Alec]
How do you know I wasn't corrupted before we met?[Magnus]
Bitch please. I'm literally rolling my eyes right now. You were the most innocent cupcake I ever met[Alec]
Yeah, you're right :)[Magnus]
[Alec]
Magnus, where did you get that picture?[Magnus]
That my dear, is a secret[Alec]
Let me guess, Izzy?[Magnus]
Maybe[Alec]
She's such a traitor[Magnus]
You're boyfriend material[Alec]
Thanks..?[Magnus]
I have the best idea ever for when I'm going to propose to you :)[Alec]
Wait what? You're going to propose to me? When? How? Why?[Magnus]
Oh my dear Alexander, I think you know why. Even you aren't that stupid[Alec]
What makes you think I would say yes?[Magnus]
I'm the high Warlock of Brooklyn. Would you say no?[Alec]
Never in a million years <3[Magnus]
See, one year ago you would never write a heart. I have totally corrupted you[Alec]
I guess you have ;)[Magnus]
<3[Alec]
Just so you know, you're husband material too ;)Hey guys😻 Some Malec fluff for you guys because who doesn't love those two together?
STAY AWESOME
-Mathilda
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FanfictionHave you ever been wondering what the text messages between Clary and her friends looks like, and what happens when you mix Shadowhunters, Vampires and Warlocks in the same group chat? I guess you have to read to find out 😇