Izzy added Clary, Jace, Magnus, Simon and Alec to a group chat
[Izzy]
Since I assume that we're all pretty bored, because of different reasons, does anyone want to play a game?[Jace]
As long as it isn't would you rather again because that was horrible[Clary]
Yeah? At least you didn't get the worst question of all time by Alec[Alec]
I call that pure revenge[Izzy]
Don't worry, Jace. We're not going to play would you rather again[Simon]
What do you have in mind then?[Izzy]
How about kiss, marry, kill?[Alec]
What the hell is that?[Clary]
Yet again, I'm not surprised by the non knowledge you Lightwoods have for things like mundane games[Simon]
Kiss, marry, kill is a game where someone list up three different names and you have to decide who you want to kiss, who you want to marry and who you want to kill[Alec]
Sounds boring[Izzy]
That's just because you're boring, my dear brother. Now, do you guys want to play?[Jace]
Sure[Simon]
I would love to[Izzy]
Great, where's Magnus?[Alec]
He's still sleeping[Clary]
THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WAKE HIM UP[Simon]
Calm your tits, Fray[Alec]
Magnus is going to kill you all if I wake him up, you know that right?[Jace]
We're all going to die sooner or later anyways so it doesn't really matter[Alec]
Fine[Izzy]
Yes bitch! This is going to be so much fun. Don't you all agree?[Simon]
Yes ♡[Magnus]
What do you guys want and why did I have to be involved?[Jace]
Good morning to you too, sunshine[Izzy]
We're going to play a game, Magnus. It's called kiss, marry, kill and it's awesome[Magnus]
Really? How funMagnus left the group chat
[Clary]
Wow, that did not go as plannedMagnus has been added to the group chat by Izzy
[Izzy]
Don't you dare, Bane[Magnus]
...[Alec]
Can we just play this stupid game so I can move on with my life?[Izzy]
Of course. Simon, the names that I'm giving you are Jace, Luke and Clary[Simon]
Kiss: Luke
Marry: Clary
Kill: Jace[Jace]
I'M OFFENDED[Clary]
Thank you, Simon ♡[Magnus]
I bet Luke would love to receive a kiss from you, Sheldon[Simon]
S-I-M-O-N[Jace]
#Payback[Izzy]
Simon, it's your turn to come up with three names to one of us[Simon]
Fine. Jace, the names that I'm giving you are Alec, Maryse and Izzy[Clary]
That's hilarious because no matter what you choose, it's going to be incest[Jace]
Kiss: Alec
Marry: Izzy
Kill: Maryse (if you guys ever tell her that I said that, I'll kill you all)[Izzy]
I feel honoured that you choose to marry me and not Alec ♡[Jace]
That's mostly because Magnus would turn me into a duck again if a married Alec and I really don't want that to happen. I almost died the last time[Magnus]
I wouldn't just turn you into a duck this time, Jace. No, I would do something much worse, like sending you to hell[Alec]
Magnus ♡[Jace]
My turn. Izzy, the names that I'm giving you are Magnus, Clary and Raphael[Izzy]
Kiss: Clary
Marry: Magnus
Kill: Raphael[Simon]
YES, KILL RAPHAEL[Magnus]
I'm honoured, Isabelle ♡[Alec]
Yeah, about that. Touch my man and I'll make you regret the day you were born[Izzy]
Don't worry, Alec. The High Warlock of Brooklyn is all yours. Anyways, my turn. Magnus, the names that I'm giving you are Jace, Clary and Raphael[Magnus]
Kiss: Raphael
Marry: Clary
Kill: Jace (I'm not even sorry)[Jace]
Why does no one want to marry me?[Alec]
Because you're annoying[Magnus]
That's very true. Clary, the names I'm giving you are Simon, Isabelle and Jace[Clary]
That one isn't fair at all because I love them all so much, but yeah
Kiss: Isabelle
Marry: Jace
Kill: Simon[Simon]
CLARISSA FRAY, I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS[Jace]
Finally, someone who realise that I'm the best and wants to marry me[Clary]
Of course, Jace ♡ Anyways, Alec, the names I'm giving you are Simon, Magnus and Jace[Alec]
Kiss: Jace
Marry: MAGNUS OBVIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?
Kill: Simon[Simon]
Fuck you[Magnus]
Alexander ♡[Izzy]
I'm so ready for a #MALEC wedding. Seriously, can't one of you just propose already? I'm getting tired of waiting[Simon]
I AGREE[Magnus]
Have patience, my children. The ones who waits for something good, never waits for too long ♡[Alec]
I couldn't have said it better myself[Clary]
#MALECHello there guys🙈 This chapter turned out a little longer than expected but I really hope you all like it😇 I would appreciate if you guys could leave a little comment what you thought about this😘
I love you all so much and thanks for always supporting me❤️
STAY AWESOME
-Mathilda
Q: Raphael or Luke?
A: I love them both extremely much but yeah, Raphael😊I'M GOING BACK HOME NOW🇸🇪
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FanfictionHave you ever been wondering what the text messages between Clary and her friends looks like, and what happens when you mix Shadowhunters, Vampires and Warlocks in the same group chat? I guess you have to read to find out 😇