SHADOWHUNTERS

Chapter 92.

Izzy added Magnus, Jace, Clary, Alec and Simon to a group chat

[Izzy]
Hello there my beautiful friends/family. I'm extremely bored at the moment so does anyone want to play a game?

[Simon]
Sure, what game do you have in mind?

[Jace]
By the angel, Izzy. If it is truth or dare, I'll block your number in all eternity

[Izzy]
It's not truth or dare

[Clary]
Then what is it?

[Izzy]
Would you rather

[Alec]
Would you rather?

[Izzy]
Well, duh. It's not like we can do dares on each other since we're texting

[Jace]
I hate you so much

[Simon]
I'm totally up for it

[Clary]
Me too

[Izzy]
Great. What about you, Magnus?

[Magnus]
I guess I can take a couple of minutes from my immortal life to play a stupid teenage game with you guys

[Jace]
Such a positive soul

[Izzy]
Hurray! This is going to be so much fun. You guys are the best!

[Simon]
Who will start?

[Izzy]
Me, duh. Jace, would you rather live the rest of your life with Simon or a duck?

[Jace]
Can I kill myself instead?

[Simon]
Fuck off

[Izzy]
No, you have to choose

[Jace]
Fine, I would rather spend the rest of my life with a duck because at least the duck wouldn't speak my ears off

[Simon]
...

[Izzy]
See, that wasn't that hard. Now it's your turn to ask someone a question, Jace

[Jace]
Clary, would you rather experience a sharp pain in your side every time someone says your name, or have a bell sound each time you are aroused?

[Alec]
What the fuck

[Clary]
I would rather feel a sharp pain when someone says my name because the second one is just weird

[Jace]
I know

[Izzy]
It's your turn, Clary

[Clary]
Alec, would you rather save me or Simon from a burning building?

[Alec]
That's not fair

[Simon]
No, I would really love to know the answer to that question

[Izzy]
You have to answer big brother, it's the first rule of the game

[Alec]
Fine, I would rather save Simon

[Clary]
...

[Alec]
Great, my turn. Clary, would you rather eat crap or drink your own period blood?

[Izzy]
Someone's looking for revenge

[Clary]
Alec, what the hell?

[Alec]
I'm sorry, but you have to answer the question. It's the first rule of the game

[Clary]
I would rather drink my own period blood. That's what Simon does anyways and he's still alive

[Simon]
Seriously? Thank you, Fray

[Clary]
The pleasure is on my side, Simon. Okay, my turn. Magnus, would you rather never be able to speak again or always have to say what's on your mind?

[Magnus]
I already say what's on my mind all the time so that's not a very hard question

[Alec]
That reminds me, we really need to install a filter in your brain. You have embarrassed me way too many times

[Jace]
*Laughing*

[Magnus]
Finally, my turn. Izzy would you rather shave off your eyebrows or be bold for the rest of your life?

[Izzy]
By the angel, Magnus. Have you seen my eyebrows? THEY ARE ON POINT

[Jace]
You have to answer the question Izzy, otherwise you'll get disqualified

[Izzy]
Fine, I would rather shave off my eyebrows than be bold

[Simon]
This game is freaking hilarious. Why have we never played it before?

[Izzy]
Honestly, I don't know. Anyways, my turn. Jace, would you rather eat poison ivy or a handful of bees?

[Jace]
By the angel, can't we have at least ONE normal question?

[Magnus]
Normal is boring

[Clary]
^^^

[Jace]
Ugh, I would rather eat poison ivy

[Simon]
That sounds like a really good idea

[Jace]
...

[Alec]
Hilarious

[Jace]
Oh yeah? Alec, would you rather always have to be naked or walk around in Izzy's high heels for the rest of your life?

[Izzy]
Imagine what a giant Alec would be in a pair of my high heels

[Alec]
What kind of question is that?

[Jace]
Answer!

[Alec]
I hate you all so much. Fine, I would rather walk around in a pair of Izzy's high heels because that would be less humiliating than being naked

[Magnus]
Honey, if you're going to wear high heels for the rest of your life, you have to find yourself a new boyfriend. I already feel short enough comparing to you

[Simon]
I think we all feel short beside Alec

[Izzy]
I'm wearing high heels and I'm still short AF when I'm standing beside him

[Alec]
Not my fault that you guys are midgets

[Clary]
I'm not a midget!

[Jace]
Can we stood playing this stupid game now? I'm tired and I'm 100% sure that this will end bad

[Magnus]
Agree

[Izzy]
Fine, we'll stop playing but you gotta admit, it was hilarious

[Alec]
Not really

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-Mathilda

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