SHADOWHUNTERS

Chapter 126.

Simon added Jace, Alec, Izzy, Magnus and Clary to a group chat

[Simon]
CAN SOMONE PLEASE HELP ME ERASE MY MEMORIES?

[Alec]
By the angel. What have you done this time, you stupid mundane?

[Simon]
FIRST OF ALL, I'M A VAMPIRE. SECOND OF ALL, I WALKED IN ON CLARY AND JACE DOING THE NASTY

[Jace]
It's not my fault that you haven't learnt how to knock on a door

[Magnus]
This is hilarious

[Simon]
NO, THIS IS FUCKING FAR FROM HILARIOUS. MY EYES ARE FREAKING BLEEDING

[Clary]
Simon, you only have yourself to blame. Besides, it was way more embarrassing for me and Jace than it was for you

[Alec]
The cockblocking brother got cokblocked. How does it feel, Jace?

[Jace]
Terrible

[Magnus]
Welcome to the club

[Izzy]
I feel like we have no privacy when it comes to each other

[Alec]
We don't. Izzy, you walked into the bathroom while I was taking a shower once because you craved attention

[Jace]
She did that when I used the shower too

[Izzy]
...

[Simon]
I suddenly don't feel so bad anymore. It seems like Izzy has done a lot worse

[Alec]
I think walking in on your best friend and her boyfriend having sex is worse

[Jace]
Yeah? Imagine what it feels like to walk in on your brother/parabatai having sex with his boyfriend

[Magnus]
It's a miracle that you're still alive, Jace. If it weren't for Alexander, I would have turned you into a duck

[Clary]
I think we all really need to learn how to lock a door. It's not that hard

[Alec]
It doesn't matter anyways because Jace will find a way to lock up the door

[Jace]
True

[Simon]
THEN LETS KILL JACE

[Magnus]
Finally

[Jace]
EXCUSE ME?

[Izzy]
*laughing*

[Alec]
What a perfect solution

[Jace]
I hate you guys so much. Seriously, I need new friends and a new family

Jace left the group chat

[Simon]
He's such a buzzkill

[Izzy]
Honey, you don't know the half of it

Hey😍How are you all doing? I should actually study at the moment because I have a test tomorrow but I don't care🙈

I love you all so much and thanks for always supporting me❤️

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