SHADOWHUNTERS

Chapter 31.

Magnus added Simon, Jace, Alec, Clary and Izzy to a group chat

[Magnus]
This bitch literally came all the way to my apartment, only to kidnap my dog

[Jace]
Oh for the love of god, Magnus. He doesn't belong to you! You found him on the street!

[Magnus]
Finders keepers

[Alec]
Jace, please stop disturbing my boyfriend all the time. He has a job to do

[Izzy]
You're so cute, Alec ♡ We all know that you're jealous at Jace because he can be at Magnus apartment and not you

[Alec]
Well, it's not my fault that I have to be at these stupid meetings all the time

[Magnus]
Alexander ♡ You know that I always will wait for you, right?

[Alec]
Of course, Magnus

[Clary]
You guys are adorable

[Jace]
Oh yeah, totally

[Simon]
Jace, why can't you ever be happy and not all grumpy?

[Izzy]
Don't even try, Simon. He has always been like that. It's what he and Alec has in common

[Alec]
True

[Clary]
Alec, why are you even texting right now? Aren't you at that meeting?

[Izzy]
Great job, big brother

[Alec]
No one is watching me, it's okay. Don't worry. I have the situation under control

[Magnus]
And you're supposed to be the head of the institute..?

[Alec]
Oh shut up, Magnus

[Magnus]
♡

[Jace]
Anyways, Magnus. Do you have any food? I'm starving

[Magnus]
...

[Izzy]
Jace, stop being a rude bitch. You can't just expect Magnus to have food ready for you when you come uninvited

[Jace]
Bitch please, Magnus loves my company

[Magnus]
Not really

[Simon]
100 POINTS TO MAGNUS BANE, THE HIGH WARLOCK OF BROOKLYN

[Alec]
Jace, I swear to god. If you eat any food in the kitchen, I'll kill you. That food is mine and only mine

[Magnus]
Wait, what? Since when did my apartment become a restaurant?

[Alec]
It's not like you go grocery shopping anyways, Magnus

[Clary]
True though. I bet he just flicks his fingers and the food is ready

[Magnus]
Oh yeah? Keep talking and see what happens when I flick those fingers of mine, Clarissa

[Alec]
Clary, please keep taking

[Clary]
...

[Izzy]
Alec!

[Simon]
This is even better than Keeping up with the Kardashians

[Jace]
I'm not even going to comment on that

Jace left the group chat

[Magnus]
I got to go and make sure that he doesn't break something in my apartment. I'll see you soon, Alexander ♡

Magnus left the group chat

[Izzy]
Couple goals

STAY AWESOME ❤️

-Mathilda