𝙖𝙧𝙩 ⋆ 𝙢𝙮𝙞

> seven <

>>Y/N's POV

I checked my Kakao, to see a new message.

Min Suga genius jjang jjang man boong boong ?

I opened the message to see who texted me.

Oh, its that dork.

He sent a selca of himself, and now he has blue hair.

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You: if you keep dying your hair you'll be bald

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: shut up
MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong:i created blue

You: many armys say that,,

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: you researched? lololol stalkerr

You: says the one who sang in pied piper

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: i-
MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong:i cant say anyhting about that..

You: hmn
You: whys ur user so long
You: who allowed this

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: if you dont like it, then

You: "sue me, sue it"

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: i taught you well :)

You: my ass
You: you havent texted me in a whole fucking month
You: i thought we were mutuals/friends

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: possessive girlfriend

You: bitch i aint-

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong:you said '-' which means youre expecting me to say smth which means you like me :^)

You: fine
You: lets say we were in a relationship

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: o
MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: i expected you to deny it ;;

You: it wouldnt last
You: wed break up  and loose connection real quick

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: anYWAYS
MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: the chainsmokers

You: ooo

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: they dONT KNOW SHIT
MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong:i had to teach them piano keys

You: bAHAHSKJNEW I KNEW THIS'D HAPPEN

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: tHEY ALWAYS WENT
                                                                                              INTO MY STUDIO
MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong:nOBODY IS FUCKING
                                                                                             ALLOWED TO GO IN MY STUDIO

You: except me
You: ;^)

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong:whats my name?

You: Min fucking Yoongi

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong:yeah you arent allowed to get in my studio

You: lmao is it cos i said 'fucking' or bc i didnt say 'oppa'

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong:both

You: haha

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong:im so fucking tired

You: go get sleep
You: why you having concerts every day

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: comebacks and wins ;;-;;

You: fUCK THAT YOU NEED SLEEP

MinSugageniusjjangjjangmanboongboong: sHIT THEYRE COMING BRB SWEETIE

You: who & whats up?

Read on 12:34 PM

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'smh this kid.. and we didnt even get to catch up wOwIE i love this'

Meanwhile•••

>>3rd Person

"For the last time I'm not-"

Yoongi was forced to sit in an empty room. All it had in it was a chair for him, and a table for the whole maknae line.

Jimin stood up, "Listen we know you're dating someone!"

Yoongi rolled his eyes, "Are you an ex-girlfriend or something ??"

"But we caught you calling them sweetie like, twice!" Jungkook pointed out.

Yoongi held out his hand in their direction, "Proof?"

"Isn't our witnessing proof enough-"

"I'm wasting my time here, then. If you don't have proof, then I could be fixing Namjoon's phone about now."

As Yoongi walked towards the door, Taehyung grabbed onto his left leg.

"Sorry hyung you aren't going anywhere."

"I said let me go Ta-"

Jimin and Jungkook joined in.

"At least tell us her kakao!"

Yoongi, getting irritated, shot them a glare. "Why do you want to know so bad!?"

The maknae cried it out in unison, "We're the poor victims of curiosity!!"

Just her first name won't hurt, I guess..

"Her first name is (Y/N). Does that satisfy?"

Yoongi didn't wait for an answer.

"Good, now leave me alone. I have work."

He walked out of the room, leaving them speechless.

"But you didn't give us her kakao-"