Me: You know, rainbow is a lovely colour... But does that mean that white is technically my favourite colour then?
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Kelsey: Rainbow is a lovely colour. It speaks to me on a personal level.
Me: Yes. On your gay level.
Kelsey: Yeah basically.
Me: So, just how gay are you?
Kelsey: You do know there's a thing called privacy, right?
Me: You've been dared to tell everyone so you'd better start.
Everyone else: *watching intently*
Kelsey: Well, I don't like boys.
Me: Well nah. You like rainbow pooping unicorns, don't ya?
Kelsey: You don't have to be sarcastic! Okay, girls are hot. There you go.
Me: Okay then.
April: I'm confused.
Me: How.
April: I don't know, I just am.
Me: I can't help you. Sorry. Lily and Chloe, you have to do the whip nae nae.
Chloe: What is that?
Everyone: YOU DON'T KNOW?
Chloe: No.
Emily: What do you do in your free time then? Play Barbie games or something?
April: HEY DON'T SPEAK ABOUT BARBIE LIKE THAT- I mean, yeah!
Chloe: No. Actually I hold the world record for the Bronze challenge on Piano Tiles 2.
Me: WOAH. I praise you. YOU'VE DONE LIKE 12 MORE THAN I COULD!
Lily: WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC HERE!
Me: Right. Lily?
Lily: *does the whip nae nae*
Chloe: *does flawless whip nae nae and ends it with a backflip*
Lily: *speechless*
Me: Wow.
Chloe: Well, I knew the dance, but I called it the [insert really long name describing the moves because I'm too lazy to think]
Me: Really? *facepalms*
Chloe: Yeah?
Me: April, what's your sexuality? You've been asked.
April: Um, I don't know actually.
Me: DO YOU LIKE BOYS?
April: Eh, not really.
Me: Go and join Kelsey. You're GAY.
April: Okay. I'm gay.
Me: Well done.
Lily: I'M NO-
Me: YOU LIKE EMILY.
Emily: YE- WAIT WHAT?
Lily: But I had a crush on a boy once!
Emily: SHE-SHE-SHE-SHE- *faints*
Me: Dammit.
Chloe: What's wrong?
Me: We need Emily for the final dare...
[TIMESKIP DURING WHICH LILY WRITES FANFICTION, CHLOE DOES HOMEWORK, KELSEY APPLIES RAINBOW EYESHADOW AND APRIL STARES OUT OF THE WINDOW]
Emily: *wakes up* What did I miss?
Me: Emily! You have a dare!
Emily: What is it?
Me: Pick your nose and eat it.
Emily: WHO SAID THAT?
Me: Anonymousity (is that a word?) is required here. So the darer doesn't die.
Emily: BUT MY NOSE IS CLEAN! *sneezes*
Me: *puts feather away victoriously* Okay, NOW you can do it.
Emily: Fine. *picks nose and eats it* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S DISGUSTING! *)(*
Everyone: SUCH AN INSPIRATION! *wipes tears away*
Me: GIVE THEM SOME DARES MAKE THEM INTERESTING MAKE THEM FUN (FOR ME) BYE!
