Me: *sips tea* Tea is nice. *sips tea* But then again, my country is the stereotypical tea-drinking country. It's in my genes. *waves flag*
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Me: WELL HELLO THERE.
Emily: HAIII
Kelsey: HELLO.
Lily: OMG HI.
April: HAY
Chloe: Hello there.
Me: Emily and Lily, you have to write a fairytale with a gay couple in it.
Emily: YAY! FAIRYTALES!
Lily: YAY! GAY COUPLES!
Emily and Lily: *run off*
Me: *murmers* Little do they know that they will be the main characters in this fairytale when they... Act it out. *laughs*
*later*
Emily and Lily: *come in* WE'RE DONE!
Me: Great! Now you have to act it out as the main characters!
Emily: What? B-but I'm straight!
Lily: What do you mean we have to act it out?
Me: You have to act it out as the main characters. Simple enough.
Lily: BUT IT'S NOT! THEY KISS TWICE!
Me: That's nothing.
Emily: IT IS WHEN YOU'RE STRAIGHT!
Lily: IT IS WHEN YOU HAVE A C- IM NOT EVEN GONNA SAY ANY MORE!
Me: JUST DO THE GODAMN FREAKING FAIRYTALE WHAT'S SO HARD?
Lily: I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T DO IT! *gets pulled off by Emily*
Emily: *sighs* Lily, we have to do this... Even if I'm straight.
Everyone: *sighs* Emily... Why you always lying?
**about half an hour later**
Me: ARE YOU READY YET?
Lily: We're putting on the final touches.
Kelsey: *walks in front of the makeshift stage* Hello, I am the narrator of this story. *looks at script* Once upon a time, there was a Princess named Emily.
Emily: *comes on the stage dressed as a Princess*
Kelsey: She longed for a friend, like a *looks at script* talking unicorn, or a human. But mostly a talking unicorn.
Emily: *sighs dramatically* All I want is a FRIEND, someone who understands me!
Kelsey: And so one night, she wished on a shooting star! *points at the stage*
April: *hanging from the ceiling in a star suit* I am a shooting star!... This is ridiculous.
Emily: Oh please oh please, oh shooting star... Oh grant me, oh grant me, some company! Oh please grant me some company for, oh! I am so lonely!
Me: *chuckles* This is some good stuff right here.
Kelsey: And so a fairy came down from the sky.
Lily: *gets lowered down from the ceiling* Hello, Princess Emily, I am Fairy Lily. I have heard your pleas and have decided to be your friend.
Emily: Oh thank you!
Lily: Now then, let us depart to have fun!
Kelsey: Days passed, and Fairy Lily found herself yearning to be a human, so she could bring more joy to Princess Emily. So one night, she wished upon a star...
