Me: Using capital letters with a full stop has a different meaning to using exclamation marks but I really can't articulate it.
Lily: Why are you messing with my head like this?
Me: If you judge someone by their face, does that mean you're fascist?
Emily: @_@ STOP MY HEAD IS SPINNING.
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Lily: HAAAAIIIIII READERSSSSSSSS HOWWWWWW AREEEEEEE YOUUUUUU ALLLLLLL?
Kelsey: Lily, what are you doing?
Lily: I'm sorry, but our capto- I mean, friend, is too busy contemplating life to introduce this chapter so I took it upon myself to step into her place. Like any responsible person should.
April: You? Responsible? In the same sentence? Ptch! No way!
Lily: Why not?
Emily: I think that Lily is a perfect leader!
Kelsey: Says the unofficial leader of the group.
Emily: And what's that supposed to mean?
April: Shouldn't YOU be introducing the chapter instead of poor old Lily? She's having to work hard to make up for what you've done! Be ashamed!
Emily: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO! WHO HERE IS THE UNOFFICIAL LEADER? IT'S DEFINITELY NOT YOU!
Lily: SHUT UP DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL OFF YOU?
Emily: *cowers under the table* No... Not telling off us!
April: Lily, just tell us the dares...
Emily: Hey! I want to help her!
Lily: YAAAAYYYY! An actual friend! *glares at Chloe, Kelsey and April*
Emily: Alright! First dare is for... Chloe! She has to do the leap of faith!
Lily: Let's go! *clicks fingers*
Chloe: Lily, nothing happened.
Lily: Right. I don't have special author powers™... *sighs*
Emily: *taps Me* We need to borrow your special author powers™.
Me: *clicks fingers*
Emily and Lily: *get special author powers™*
Lily: Yay! Special author powers™! *clicks fingers*
*The Glitter Force appear at a place that has a high place*
April: Where are we?
Lily: This place that has a place that you climb up and then jump off.
Emily: So, now Chloe can do the leap of faith.
(I actually did one when I was 8. It was awesome, but I was attatched to a rope)
Chloe: *climbs up*
Kelsey: BE SAFE CHLOE SENPAI!
Chloe: *reaches the top* I WON'T DIE BY DOING THIS WILL I?
Lily: THERE'S A 76.58425% CHANCE YOH WILL BUT I, WITH MY SPECIAL AUTHOR POWERS™, CAN BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE!
Chloe: THAT'S VERY REASSURING!
Emily: WAIT WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
April: SO WE CAN HEAR CHLOE, DIMWIT!
Emily: WHO HAS SPECIAL AUTHOR POWERS™? I CAN KILL YOU WITH A SNAP OF MY FINGERS!
April: *sighs*
