Me: *in tears* I... Need chocolate...
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Kelsey: *staring intently at the TV*
Me: *looks at the screen curiously*
*CARS 3 IS ON*
Me: Kelsey, why are you so obsessed with Cars?
Kelsey: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY SMALL CRUSH ON LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!
Me: Oh.
Kelsey: BUT I LOVE APRIL NOW GO AWAY!
Me: YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A CAR?
Kelsey: HE HAS BLUE EYES I LOVE BLUE EYES I NEED BLUE EYES, BUT BECAUSE IT'S APRIL I CAN LIVE WITH GREEN. But Chloe has blue eyes...
Me: *looks to audience gravely* Plot twist. Kelsey is bi.
Audience: *le gasp*
Me: Anyway, *turns TV off* NEXT DARE!
Kelsey: *sighs*
Me: APRILLLLLLLLL!
April: What?
Me: *gives her bikini* You have to model this!
Kelsey: HOT DAYUM!
Chloe: *whistles*
Emily: *whispers* I'm straight definitely straight no doubt about it.
Lily: APRIL IS HOT. WITHOUT IT ON.
Chloe: By my calculations, April will be 2.587 times hotter in that bikini.
Me: April, just put it on.
April: *walks off*
**3 minutes later**
April: *walks in with bikini*
Emily: *stares at April* I'M STRAIGHT.
Kelsey: *drooling*
Chloe: My calculations were correct.
Lily: APRIL YOU HOT AS HELL.
April: *blushes*
Me: Now you have to model it.
**At school**
April: *models bikini*
Miss Mason:...
Class: MMMMMMM
**At the beach**
April: *models bikini*
Everyone: *doesn't care*
Me: April, everyone is already wearing one.
April: Oh, right.
**Back at the lair**
Me: EMILEH AND LILEH MUST COSPLEH AS THEIR FAVOURITE SHIP!
Emily and Lily: *walk out*
Chloe: It's going to be Kapril.
Emily and Lily: *come out dressed as Kelsey and April*
Emily: APRIL! SENPAI! NOTICE MEH!
Lily: *pretends to be super dense* Oh, hi Kelsey.
Emily: *cries*
Lily: Oh, Kelsey, don't be sad... *hugs Emily*
Emily: *pretends to faint*
Lily: Guys, Kelsey is dead.
Emily: *mumbles* April-chan, I love you so much...
