Me: I feel like Chloe's going through some character development right now
Chloe: *in a corner aggressively playing the kazoo whenever a Gay shows up to try and talk to her so that they leave her alone*
Me: That, right there, is some solid character development.
Chloe: STOP TALKING ABOUT ME WHEN I'M HAVING A BREAKDOWN BECAUSE MY FRIENDS DON'T APPRECIATE ME ENOUGH
Emily: CHLOE YOU WON'T EVEN LET US SPEAK TO-
Chloe: *aggressively plays kazoo while tears stream down her face* LEAVE ME ALONE
April: *ba dm tsss*
Kelsey: April, I love you very much, but no.
Lily: Chloe, if you had just tried to tell us-
Chloe: *throws kazoo and MLG shades on the ground, standing up* I TRIED TO TELL YOU GUYS
Me: Woah, woah settle down guys, we need to start the dares!
Chloe: OH SCREW THE BLOODY DARES
Me: Fine, I guess we'll miss Chloe getting the attention she deserves
Chloe: Wait, w-what? I'm going to have people pay attention to me this chapter?
Me: Only if you cooperate with me
Chloe: *picks up her kazoo and MLG shades* I guess I can do that then
Emily: Yayyyyy Chloe!
Chloe: Don't try me, you're all on thin ice
April: *snorts* SHE SAID ICE-
Kelsey: April, no
April: Fu-
Emily: *holds up a shard of the swear jar* Finish that word, I dare you
Kelsey: April, baby, maybe stop talking?
Me: So anyway the first dare is for Chloe to have her minute to shine in front of the Glitter Gays
Emily: BUT I'M-
Everyone: SHUT UP EMILY THAT ENDED CHAPTERS AGO
Chloe: Please specify what you mean by moment to shine
Me: Why?
Chloe: Because it doesn't compute
Me: *starts sobbing*
Chloe: What now...
Lily: You kind of just reminded her that Hugtto is over
Chloe: Damn it... *returns to the corner*
*10 years later*
Me: Okay I'm back
Chloe: So basically they have to appreciate me in this dare?
Me: In essence, yes
Chloe: *starts crying happily*
Emily: *hugs her*
April: Why is Emily hugging her
Kelsey: April, my sweetheart, remember what you said about Chloe being emotionally inarticulate?
Lily: *giggles*
April: What about it?
Kelsey: Oh, nothing...
Lily: Now Chloe can tell us why we're being such bad friends!1!!!!!1
Kelsey: Don't you mean how?
