Me: *sobbing on the floor* can't we be seventeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Kelsey:??????????
Me: *screaming into a pillow* if we've still got the rigggggght if you would let me iiiiiiiiiiiin
Emily: *quietly* I could be good with yooouuuuu
Chloe: What I've deduced is that in the long time our author has been gone (which is unacceptable honestly) she got into musicals.
Me: *finger guns* I've been listening to them Non-Stop!
Chloe: That is no excuse to make cringey references.
Me: You know why I can do what I want? I do what I need to do non stop until I'm satisfied.
Chloe: *screams in anguish*
Me: So anyway the first dare involves Kelsey.
Kelsey: Yes I will marry April- I mean what.
Me: That's unfortunately not the dare. Unfortunately. Actually.
Kelsey: Yes?
Me: Charades.
Kelsey: Fu-
Emily: Excuse me one more consenant and you will be paying the swear jar.
Kelsey: -ck
Emily: *throws the jar at Kelsey*
Kelsey: Isn't life fantastic.
Lily: WHAT'S THE DARE I WANT TO DRAW FANART NOW
Me: Right. Charades. *holds up three fingers*
Kelsey: Three words?
Me: Wait. *counts* I think. *holds up 4 fingers*
Kelsey: 4 words?
Me: *nods*
*After an excruciating 36 hours*
Kelsey: YouTuber with 30,000,000 subcribers?
Me: YES
April: I could've guessed that first try.
Me: As if. Anyway Kelsey let's get ya started!
Kelsey: Sign me up!
Me: *zoning out* Sorry what
Kelsey: How did you manage to zone out in less than a second
Me: Sorry I was thinking about how you reminded me of a fictional character
Lily: BUT WE'RE FICTIONAL
Me: Thank you, Lily.
Kelsey: Which fictional character were you thinking of?
Me: *flashbacks to Mario and Sonic Olympic games* No one in particular.
Everyone: *boos*
Me: So I'll enter in one of the many emails I made four or five years ago to confirm my Harry Potter house (Ravenclaw btww) and Imma call this channel The Big Gay.
April: Subtle.
Me: SUBSCRIBE TO THE BIG GAY GUYS
*10 seconds later*
Me: Look at that, 6 subscribers already!
Kelsey: Literally it's only the people in this room
Me: SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH okay.
*1 hour later*
Kelsey: How do I already have 30,000,000 subscribers
Me: *winks really badly*
