Me: I'm sorry it's taken so long for this chapter. I was ill.
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Me: Let's get right to it! First dare! Emily and Lily have to make out in front of fans who ship Emily or Lily with Ulric!
Lily: If I do it can I have special author powers™ back?
Me: No. You made a mess of it last chapter. *clicks fingers*
*Emily and Lily appear in front of the fans*
Lily: D-d-do we... Have to? *shaking with fear*
Emily: Well... It's a dare, so I guess we do... Is there something wrong with that?
Lily: *blushes* No, n-n-not at all... Hehe...
Emily and Lily: *shyly make out*
Fans: NOOOOOOO THEY BELONG WITH ULRIC!
That one person who just realised they ship it: YAYYYYY MY ONLY JUST BRAND NEW SHIP IS REALL!
Fans: *stare at the person*
That one person who just realised they ship it: What? I only just realised that I ship it. Before I shipped Emily with Ulric.
Emily: *pulls away* WHAT
Lily: Come back to me...
Fans: *boo Emily and Lily*
**back at the lair**
Me: Chloe has to become a dandere for a chapter. *clicks fingers and a potion appears*
April: I always wondered why you never just turned us into one with your snappy fingers.
Me: It's more fun giving you potions.
Chloe: Well then, I guess I have to do it, right?
Kelsey: Yes.
Chloe: *drinks potion*
Me: Kelsey has to kiss everyone, then slap the worst kisser and tackle hug the best kisser.
Kelsey: *kisses Lily* Average... *kisses April* I'll have to think on that one... *kisses Chloe* Nice... *kisses Emily* OKAY NOW I'M JUST NOT SURE.
Me: Well, just choose the worst kisser!
Kelsey: *slaps Lily*
Me: Oh.
Lily: *crying*
Kelsey: *tackle hugs April* Best kisser. But I'm still sad that you rejected me last chapter.
April: Oh.
Me: Emily has to outpun Kelsey. The most cringey one wins.
Emily: *holds up can* I CAN make puns.
Kelsey: Oh my god Emily I need to o-glitterate those puns *throws glitter at Emily*
Me: Is this really actually all they can do?
*several minutes of cringey puns later*
Emily: So I guess I'll KEL-SEE you later.
Me: And Emily wins this round. She has outpunned Kelsey.
Kelsey: *falls on the ground* No I lost!
Me: Lilyyyyyy! Come here!
Lily: *comes over*
Me: *looks around* Okay good everyone is busy. You need to cross dress as a guy and go to school, after school you have to ask Emily if she's straight.
