Who do you prank call, and what happens?
Capricorn- Jane
Jane- Hello?
You- Yeah, can I order a medium drink-
Jane- This isn't a food place, who are you?
You- -and a large nacho plate-
Jane- you have the wrong number.
You- -25 ice cream cones-
Jane- *hangs up*
You- *calls back*
Jane- Hello?
You- -and a pickle juice slushie. Thank you! *hangs up*
Aquarius- BEN
BEN- He-
You- Is your fridge running?
BEN- Aquarius, I know that's you -_-
You- No, this is Jake from State Farm
BEN- Aquarius, you forgot to hide your number
You- No, I already told you, this is Jake from State Farm
BEN- *slaps you through your phone* bye *hangs up*
You- ;~;
Pisces- Jeff
You- Is this the Krusty Krab?
Jeff- nO, THIS IS PATRICK! *hangs up*
Aries- Slenderman
You- H-
Slender- I'm busy, call later. *hangs up*
You- Rude...
Taurus- Masky
Masky- *won't pick up your calls*
You- *calls and spams his phone exactly 364,298 times*
Masky- *finds you and shoots you with Hoodie's gun* -_-
Gemini- Toby
You- F is for friends who do stuff together!
Toby- Wh- Oh! U is for you and me!
You- *still singing* Dammit, I forgotthe words to this song!
Toby- UNDER THE DEEP BLUE SEA!
Cancer- Eyeless Jack
You- Alright, think of a good joke.
EJ- What, why?
You- Did I say that out loud? Sh-
EJ- *hangs up and writes a joke on your wall*
Leo- Slenderman(You also called him)
You- IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?!?!?!!
Slender- I swear to god none of you will be aloud to own phones anymore.
You- I NEED TO TALK TO SQUIDWARD!
Slender- *hangs up and blocks*
VIRGO- Hoodie
Hoodie- hello?
You- *Screams incoherently* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Hoodie- *drops his phone and starts yelling*
You- *hangs up before he gets the chance to say anything else to you.
*a few days later*
You- *sitting in kitchen eating favorite food*
Hoodie- *walks in with Toby. Despite him wearing his mask, you could tell he was smirking*
Toby- *starts poking you a lot and says "Hey (Y/N)!" Over and over while Hoodie watches*
Libra- Nina the Killer
You- So I have a girl here that likes Jeff and EJ.
Nina- WHAT?! WHERE ARE YOU AT?!
You- At *gives location*
Nina- I'll be there soon!
*in person you start a fight between yanderes with Yuno Gasai, Yandere Chan(Ayano Aishi), and Nina.
Scorpio- No one, you were too busy watching the fight Libra started
Sagittarius- You didn't prank call anyone. While everyone was busy you filled the house with full sized llama corn stuffies. Every inch of the mansion was filled with them and you hid in your llama corn army (beautiful)
YOU ARE READING
Creepypasta Zodiacs
FanfictionThere are so many of these, I know. I don't know if I will continue this, I started it because I'm REALLY bored. Hope you enjoy! BTW this is my first story and blah blah blah :p
