number neighbor / mileven texting au.

twenty-seven.

CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN;
THE DELOVERY.

mike😳💜

so i talked to kendall

oh
what happened

well, i broke up with her

aw
ok not aw
lowkey yay
but i don't wanna be insensitive so just lowkey

she threw her pepper spray at me

why didn't she spray it??

what

WAIT NOT THAT I WANT THAT
I DONT WANT HER TO SPRAY U
i'm only saying that's what ur supposed to do with it
not throw it
but i DONT want that
😁😁😚

i would rather her throw it at my head than spray it in my eyes

same
not that i want either
omg i'm so awk 🤭🤭
^ whatinheck ignore all of that i'm literally malfunctioning

wow

omg shut up 😤😤

you're cute

nvm keep talking 😇😇

are you with max yet?

yesss
we r at the mall
omg have u had the ice cream at the boat themed place

scoops ahoy
yes

it was soo good
and ngl the dude behind the counter could like,,, get it

what the fuck
el, that's steve

the one w the hair??

yes

he's hot
*chefs kiss*

don't say that about steve
it's weird

but when i see him i b like 😳🥵🤰

date cancelled
go back to new castle
i'm blocking you

omg noooo 🥺🥺
issa joke
who is steve
how do u know him

when dustin was younger his mom signed him up for the big brother program and steve had community service hours
i still don't know for what but he said he used to be a 'heathen' so
anyway, dustin got assigned steve as his big brother
and he's been our mom ever since

lol u had me but then u lost me
u said he's ur mom??

it's just a joke
we started saying it to make him mad, but he stopped caring so stopped saying it
well, dustin still says it
but dustin's just weird as fuck

omg no i love dusty bunz 🥰🥰
that's ma guy

wait, what?

crap
what

how do you know dustin?

no