number neighbor / mileven texting au.

thirty-three.

CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE;
PUMPKIN.

3 weeks later.

mike🤮💚

hi i did a thing 😅

what?
what'd you do?

heheheh
THE thing
i got it 🥰🥰

of course you did
so should i go ahead and get a suit for your funeral or??
because your dad is definitely going to kill you

nooooo 😌😌
not if he doesn't knoooow

you're going to hide it?
yeah, good luck with that

what
why couldn't i 😠

you can't keep secrets, el
you get overwhelmed with excitement
personally, i think it's precious
but it's also horribly inconvenient

UGH
IMMA BREAK UP W U
UGLY 😤😤

yeah, yeah
that's like the fifth time you've made that threat this week
and it's tuesday

AND I'D DO IT AGAIN

right
okay
show me
send me a picture of it

tehehhe i knew u would wanna see it
i can facetime u?

i'm in the library right now

oooh my smart man 🤓🤓
ok loooook
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meet nico 🥰🥰🥰

creepy

NO
BEAUTIFUL
U DONT KNOW WHAT BEAUTY IS

i know you're a beauty

suck up 🙄🙄

to you?
always

flattery will get u NOTHING

you owe me like 4000 kisses
so evidently flattery gets me a lot

i'm not kissing u 😷😷
ur dumb

good
i don't want to kiss you anyway

ok that was rly mean

what
how can you say it and i can't