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III. UNLEASHED - The Beanstalk

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III. UNLEASHED – The Beanstalk

Narrator: After the not so good result in the kingdom of Ostrelia. Prince Cybric and Godfather headed to kingdom Idyotmaron Natbrekyu Jasgoaweyshoo Aaaarghchoo known as INJA.

Before they could reach the kingdom, they stopped in a small village called Bewer Eniscoming Awaynow Noretern Sunnididsanblek Tologa Anukaluka Lala Kabum known as the Village BEANSTALK. (Don’t ask me why this story had peculiar names…because this was a peculiar period with peculiar people and peculiar taste in naming names…)

The prince encountered an old woman who wanted to have a piece of bread and in exchange, she’ll give a seed. Being good, the prince helped the woman but threw the seed somewhere.

Godfather: Hmm…I think we need to take a rest in an inn for today coz it’s getting dark.

Prince Cybric: I guess you’re right.

Narrator: The two spent the night in a small cottage.

During the night, the people of the village felt a rumbling of the ground but they ignored it. They thought it was a mere earthquake.

Morning came, the people was surprised to see an oversized, really tall that could reached the cloud, sticky, and stinky green mold that look like a tree. Noone dared to climb it. Why, because it was disgusting.

The Prince and the fairy prepared themselves when they heard the commotion.

Godfather: (Talking towards a charismatic middle-aged woman) Uhm…excuse me my lady…may I know what’s with this commotion? (He always sounded gentleman towards beautiful women. He also, had a thing for older women.)

Woman: (giggles and bats her eyelashes) Oh, there was a huge tree-like in the plaza.

Narrator: The prince who somehow irritated to the lovey-dovey of the two, punched Godfather on his head. The prince was jealous. Why, because he felt intimidated.

Why, was the fairy got so much appeal than him who was a crown prince and the next in line king.

Prince Cybric: (shouting) COME ON! LET’S MOVE!

Godfather: (soothing his head) Hey, why did you punch me! Uhm…sides no need to hurry…

Prince Cybric: (really angry) What?! I got ninety days left! And you say no NEED TO HURRY!

Godfather: Hey…no need for that scary face…I mean aren’t you curious about this tree…I’d read one of my old mentor’s book about the beautiful sleeping princess that lies in the Camon Lukup Oritfoltoyu Undiryursart Dugum or the CLOUD Palace…and it’s the only way to go there…aren’t you going to try?

Narrator: The prince was skeptic but since they were there, he thought that there’s no harm in trying.

The prince climbed the slimy tree and reached the Cloud Palace while Godfather popped in.

Prince Cybric: (covered with disgusting green slime then protested) Hey…that was unfair! You suppose to climb the way I do.

Godfather: Nope…definitely not! Besides you as a prince must follow the rule # 1…To get the princess you wanted…you must get it through hard work.

Prince Cybric: (murmuring) Then what’s your use?

Narrator: The prince murmured in discontent. To appease the prince’s grudging, Godfather played a nursery rhyme called ‘Darling Clementine’ with no piano but sound came out and surrounded the prince. Instantly, Prince Cybric was good as new.

Back to the Cloud palace, it was gigantic. The two looked like an ants entering a house.

Prince Cybric: I suppose the owner of this place is a giant.

Narrator: Then they heard a couple of footstep that sounded like a thunder. The two hid in a cloud plants.

They saw a hideous giant green troll with green eyes and wearing all green from head to foot dancing like an idiot with lollipop. The troll went out to play.

The two had a relief and went inside.

Inside the palace, they saw different scary statues of trolls, dragons, ogres, and vampires.

Then they arrived in a beautiful door with gems on it. They opened it and whoalah…

Prince Cybric: (mesmerize) Wow…I had never saw a beautiful dame as this before!

Narrator: The prince saw a fair beautiful sleeping princess. He tapped to awaken her but he failed.

Prince Cybric: I think this damsel was under a spell…Hey, Godfather…what, should we do to awaken her?

Narrator: Godfather took his big and heavy Book of Idontcare, wear his nerdy eyeglasses and read page three thousand, four-hundred, fifty-two on how to awaken a sleeping princess.

Godfather: Oh…here it goes…you just have to kiss her on her lips.

Narrator: The prince was excited to kiss a very lovely dame. He leaned over to the bed and as his lips touch her, a cloud of smoke surrounded the lady. The lady turned into a golden goose who lays golden egg.

The two gawked, before the prince could react and somehow smother Godfather on his failed advice, a green eye with anger in it appeared. It was the troll earlier who saw the transformation of his lovely sister.

The troll chased them. Of course, Godfather disappeared while the prince was running to save his life.

Good thing the prince was able to hide in one of the big leaves of the slimy tree. The troll thought the human went down and so followed downward.

It so happened that the princess of Inja together with her entourage went to the slimy tree. Then the troll eyed the princess. The princess was turn on with the disgusting appearance of the troll. It was a love at first sight. They both went to the Inja Kingdom and married. The troll forgot his revenge.

And they liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiived happily with slimy ever after.

The goose fell asleep and snored happily until a poor boy came in and caught her. Then the boy’s mother thought that it was an ordinary goose and therefore cooked it.

The boy and his mother’s tummy felt happy.

Prince Cybric: (crying after he saw the princess of Inja falling deeply in love to a scary monster) She was supposed to be my wife!!!

Godfather: (popped in) Don’t worry…you can have yours soon…(tapping the shoulder of the prince)

Prince Cybric: Grrr…you…you…if you didn’t suggested that…I had gotten that pretty princess, instead!

Narrator: The prince choked the fairy because he lost ten days for climbing the slimy tree.