[Sunday, February 7th, 2010 - 2:36 AM]
Tommo: haz, i've just had a thought
Haz: I didn't know you had the capacity to form a thought.
Tommo: oi, watch it
Tommo: i think we can both agree by now that i'm the intellectual of this friendship
Haz: FRIENDSHIP
Haz: YOU-
Haz: I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU CALLED ME AN IDIOT
Haz: (Okay maybe a little bit because I'm clearly smarter)
Haz: YOU CONSIDER ME YOUR FRIEND
Tommo: bloody hell, he's gone rogue
Tommo: mayday mayday, he's stopped using punctuation
Tommo: someone call area 51
Haz: I'M JUST SO HAPPY
Tommo: that's what this is though
Tommo: isn't it?
Tommo: we're friends, right?
Haz: YES
Tommo: mate, do you need an inhaler?
Tommo: fangirl on your own time
Haz: OKAY
Tommo: see the thing is, i just don't think you're the smarter one in this operation
Haz: I am too.
Tommo: oh yeah?
Haz: Definitely.
Tommo: alright then, what happened to finding niall?
Haz: Oh my god.
Tommo: that's what i thought
Haz: Oh my god, I forgot about Niall.
Haz: What if he's still searching for me?
Tommo: i can guarantee he's not
Haz: No.
Haz: You don't understand.
Haz: Niall isn't built for the internet.
Haz: He-
Haz: Oh god, I can't believe I forgot him.
Tommo: i just wanted to prove me point but i'm really starting to regret everything now
Tommo is typing...
YOU ARE READING
Tommo is Typing
Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes