Tommo is Typing

Chapter 24: Off the Rails

[Sunday, May 2nd, 2010 - 12:41 AM]

Tommo: HAZ I'M FREE

Tommo: I CAN WALK AGAIN

Tommo: IT'S A MIRACLE

Haz: YES, LOU!

Haz: YOU GO SHOW THAT GOOSE WHO'S BOSS NOW.

Tommo: whoa, whoa, calm down

Tommo: do NOT say the forbidden word in this household ever again

Haz: Oh, is that a thing now?

Tommo: absolutely

Haz: Bit odd, don't you think?

Tommo: you haven't been through the trauma that i have, harry

Tommo: i sometimes wake up in cold sweat thinking about it

Haz: Are you sure you haven't just wet the bed?

Tommo: i'm incredibly sorry to inform you that, between the two of us, you're easily more likely to do that

Haz: So is your mum.

Tommo: do you literally only have one response?

Haz: Seems like enough to satisfy you.

Tommo: alright, you want to play this game then?

Haz: I was born ready.

Tommo: if i recall correctly, that was yesterday, right?

Haz: You haven't recalled anything correctly since 1845, old man

Tommo: best respect your elders then, you little shit

Haz: I thought we already determined that you're the little one here.

Tommo: this again

Tommo: i thought we were done with that

Tommo: you've overused that joke three too many times

Haz: That's not nearly equivalent to the number of times that you've been rejected because of the same pick up line.

Tommo: oh, you did not just go there

Haz: I went there, mate.

Tommo: it's probably the most brilliant thing i've ever come up with

Haz: I've gone and returned.

Tommo: they were just so overwhelmed by the sheer CREATIVITY of me pickup line that they knew they couldn't handle being in a relationship with me

Haz: Had a lovely holiday in Punta Cana, drank some pina coladas on your tab.

Tommo: i have skittles in me mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Tommo: who wouldn't love that?

Haz: I upgraded my plane ticket to first class on the way back too.

Tommo: you do need the extra leg room, giraffe

Haz: Better than needing a booster seat in economy.

Tommo: better than being told that you're too young to drink at the bar

Haz: No need, I can charm my way into anything.

Tommo: by anything do you mean the children's lounge?

Tommo: maybe another ride on the teacups?

Haz: Don't bring my teacups into this.

Tommo: you started it

Haz: yOu sTaRtEd iT.

Tommo: i think we can both agree that once you start using tHiS fOnT that you've run out of argument fuel

Haz: You suck.

Tommo: yeah, we're done

Haz: I don't want to admit defeat.

Tommo: we had a good run

Tommo: it was fun while it lasted

Haz: You're fun while you last.

Tommo: oKAY THAT'S ENOUGH

Tommo is typing...