He tugged viscously on my arm, towing me along while I dug the heels of my blue vans into the earth.
When we got to the porch, a doorman clad in all red took in my appearance and busted out laughing, "The hell is you wearing?" He questioned me.
"Call me ranch 'cause I be dressing." Was my genius response. He shook his head, "Shut yo' ugly ass up." He laughed.
"Call me Bruce Wayne cause I Gotham looks." I said smugly while the 3 goonies that picked me up snickered.
"A-he-he-he hell. Shut up and go in." Esteban (yes. I names him.) said opening the door while mocking their laughs.
"Jehovah was a witness to this murder." I said smugly while one again being pulled inside.
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Odd Ball
Humor"It's all blue over here cus." _______ In which a black girl who's favorite color is blue, embarks on an epic journey-slash-kidnapping after being mistaken for a Crip. ________ A/N: Bear with me, I started this story young so it's incredibly sloppy...
