Harry Potter One Shots

Little Family (Remus Lupin)

A/N: Every group has the 'parents' and the 'children', you just happen to have 3 teenage children

Y/n POV:
When I became Remus's girlfriend, I also became a mother to three 16 year olds. You don't sign up for it, it comes with the position of being 'girlfriend'. At first I absolutely hated it, the three boys were going to be the death of me, but now I can stand it, but they're still the death of me.

"Hey boys I have-holy shit!" I cursed once I walked into their dorm to see Peter stuck to the ceiling.

"Y/n!" They all looked at me shocked.

"I was gone for 30 minutes and all I asked was to help each other in your charms essay not do the charm spell." I groaned.

"Can you help us, we don't know how long he'll stay there, I saw somewhere in the book it said 2 months." James pleaded.

"Two months." Peter yelled still on the ceiling.

"James don't give Peter a heart attack, you know that isn't true." I looked at James. "Don't worry Peter, I'll get you down in no time."

"Thank you." Peter smiled.

After I was able to get Peter back onto solid ground, Remus walked over to me wrapping his arms around me, about to kiss me before I put my hand in between our faces. "Nope, you don't get a kiss after this."

"Look what have you guys done." He groaned looking at the three. "I can't kiss my girlfriend."

"It's not our fault." Sirius whined.

"Who casted the charm?" Remus raised an eyebrow and instantly Sirius went quiet.

"Sorry dad." James said spilling with sarcasm.

"Don't talk to your father like that." I narrowed my eyes pointing at him.

"Yes mom." He said sincerely.

We are 1 little happy family, Remus is the 'dad' and I'm the 'mom', and Peter, James and Sirius are our dumbass children. It started off as a joke from James because Remus had always been the parent figure in the group, making sure everyone had everything done, looking out for them, holding their bags when they all go to Hogsmeade. Then we he started dating me, I gave off the same energy and we were deemed the 'parents' by the rest of the Marauders.

It was true, two parents with our crackhead children. I've joked with Remus about getting collars for each of them so they don't run off in Hogsmeade, they had a buddy system, all three of them go together, but eventually one will get lost. Remus and I have done numerous head counts and finding out one of the boys are still in in the village.

"I just want to know, when Remus and I have kids, are you still going to call us mom and dad?" I asked.

"Probably." Peter answered digging through his bag trying to find a chocolate frog he got from the last Hogsmeade trip.

"Peter, you have dessert after dinner." Remus looked at him.

"Sorry." He gave a small smirk.

"Speaking of dinner, let's go, I'm hungry and they are having custard tonight for dessert." I smiled grabbing Remus's hand walking towards the door.

"Do you boys have everything?" Remus looked at them.

"Yes." They said in unison.

Once the five of us made our way to the Great Hall, we took our usual spots and began eating. "James you can't just reply on crabs, stop eating the rolls and have some protein, you're going to need strength if you want to ask out Lily again."

"She got you there Prongsie." Sirius elbowed his side.

"Don't start Sirius." I warned.

"Sorry." He said quickly before returning to eat.

"Hey Y/n/n." Jenna called a few seats down.

"Hey Jen, what's up?" I smiled at her.

"A few girls and I are having a get together tonight, you should come." She asked.

"Totally." I responded.

"You're leaving me with them for a whole night." Remus leaned his head on my shoulder.

"You had the boys for 5 years before I came along, you'll be fine." I reassured.

"If you say so." He answered.

After dinner, we returned to the boys dorm to hangout a bit before I left to back to my own dorm to get ready for a girl's night. "Remember, don't pull any pranks, no more sweets, you all had enough and please don't come and bother us like last time."

"We didn't bother you, there was a spider on my bed." Sirius whined.

"A spider that you could have handled." I replied.

"Fine, we won't come if there are spiders." Sirius said.

"And don't come if James or Peter has a nightmare again." I looked at the two.

"When a demon is chasing you in your head don't come crying to me." James crossed his arms.

"Oh god." I sighed resting my forehead in the palm of my hand. "And don't bother Moony, he needs to rest the full moon is coming up."

"I best be off." I kissed Remus on the lips and grabbed my shoulder bag heading to the door hearing someone clear their throat and I turned around.

"Are we not getting a goodbye kiss?" Sirius asked.

"Sirius you are 16 years old for god's sake." I looked at him.

"Yes I know, but I haven't gotten a goodbye kiss in like forever." He exaggerated.

"That is such a lie but whatever." I kissed each of the boys on the head before walking back towards the door.

"I better not get another noise complaint from the room next door." I warned.

"Yes mom." They all replied.

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