[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

The Professor Tripartite #1

Some time before the lockdown, Coronado University faculty room...

Henry: (wheels his swivel chair closer to Arthur's table) Sir Arthur, nagugutom ka?

Arthur: (is checking papers) No, why?

Henry: Nagugutom ka nga?

Arthur: No... are you?

Henry: Yes, sabihin mo kay Sir Lance pakainin tayo sa Jollibee, dali, malakas ka dun.

Arthur: Why?

Henry: (wheels around to push himself to Sir Lance's table) Sir Laaaaaance nagugutom daw si Sir Arthur, gusto n'ya ng Jollibee.

Lance: You're hungry, Sir Lukas?

Arthur: No.

Henry: Kakasabi mo lang sa 'kin, parang gusto mo ng fries at float.

Arthur: I didn't???

Lance: It's 4 o'clock, let's take a break and go to Jollibee.

Arthur: But I'm not hungry???

Henry: (jumps and cheers) Yay tara! Kaninong sasakyan tayo sasakay?

Arthur: But I'm still checking my students' exams???

Lance: (grabs Arthur by the collar and picks him up like a cat) You can use a break sometimes, let's go.

Arthur: I—

Arthur: Sir Fortes???