[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Chatroom #23

Henry Fortes is online

Hannah Mae is online

Henry: Hello, Hannah. Have I mentioned that you are the prettiest thing I've ever seen in my entire life?

Hannah Mae: You could mention it a bit more.

Henry: SHOW DOG

Henry: Sorry about that, my uhhh, my five-year-old cousin typed that one.

Hannah Mae: You never mentioned a cousin.

Henry: I-It's because he's from Germany and is embarrassing.

Henry: Anyway, whatchu doing?

Hannah Mae: Reading comic books. Girls can also read comic books, amirite? ;)

Henry: I'M SUPERMVN

Henry: Sorry, my cousin was saying he's Superman. And what a coincidence! We're into--I mean, I'm into comic books too!

Hannah Mae: But I personally think Marvel did Norse Mythology dirty.

Henry: I KNOW RIGHT?!

Henry: POTAENA MAGKAPATID DAW SI LOKI AS THOR AMPOTA

Hannah Mae: Wow.

Hannah Mae: I didn't know you curse a lot. You seemed like a sweet guy.

Henry: Ano

Henry: Nadala lang ng emosyon, sorry :((

Hannah Mae: No, I think it's cute.

Henry:

Henry: Let me get this straight, you think swearing is cute?

Hannah Mae: Yeah! ;)

Hannah Mae: Especially if it comes from a guy with your height. Totally cute.

Henry: You think I'm cute?

Hannah Mae: Of course ;)

Henry: Give me a sec. BRB.

Hannah Mae: Will wait for you here, sweetheart :) Don't keep me waiting, though.

Henry: SHOW DOG

Hannah Mae:

Henry: I HAVE DOG

Henry: Two

Hannah Mae: Uh-huh.

Henry: Show me dog I show you dogs

Hannah Mae: Sorry they're sleeping right now.

Henry: Dogs cute when sleeping

Hannah Mae:

Henry: Do you like dogs

Hannah Mae: Meh.

Henry: Marry me and then we build dog castle

Henry: Very big

Henry: I'm back. Please ignore my cousin.

Hannah Mae: Where did you go? :( Missed you.

Henry:

Henry: Another sec please, I'll be right back.

Hannah Mae: :(

Henry: Hold up, hold up. I need to clarify something.

Hannah Mae: Yes?

Henry: Do you uhhhh want to watch sunsets with me forever?

Hannah Mae: What does that mean?

Henry: Do you want to uhhh buy a family van with me?

Hannah Mae: I don't understand you.

Henry: Perkele may gusto ka ba sa 'kin?

Henry: OR YOU ONLY WANT MY DOGS

Hannah Mae: What if I do?

Henry: Give me a sec again.

Hannah Mae: ...

Henry: Would you like to meet up for coffee?

Hannah Mae: Only if you wear a Wonder Woman costume ;)

Henry: I'M SUPERMAN

Hannah Mae: No, Wonder Woman. Then I'll be your Superman ;)

Henry: Copy that. When and where?

Hannah Mae: Edward when you're asking a girl out, you need to provide all the details, including the where and when. It shows effort and class.

Henry: I'M SORRY OKAY WAIT.

Henry: Sa Starbucks, on Sunday, around 2 pm. Is that good?

Henry: How dare you use dogs against me

Henry: I hate you.

Henry: I DON'T HATE YOU, WE'RE GOING FOR COFFEE ON SUNDAY. THAT WAS MY COUSIN.

Henry:

Henry: Wait a minute, you called me Edward, why did you call me Edward?

Hannah Mae: I've known it's you since Henry started talking with confidence.

Henry: Who are you?!

Hannah Mae:

Hannah Mae: Really?

Henry: Zwei? Tangina Zwei ikaw ba 'to?

Hannah Mae:

Henry: TANGINA JOYEUSE

Hannah Mae: We're literally sitting beside each other and you didn't notice me laughing?!

Henry: GAGO KA

Henry: PASALAMAT KA LOYAL AKO KAY MACEY

Hannah Mae: You blushed three times.

Henry: TANGINA MO KASI, NAPAKALANDI MONG GAGO KA. MAY PAKINDAT-KINDAT KA PANG NALALAMAN, MANDIRI KA NGA.

Hannah Mae: I'm going to send a screenshot of this to Macey.

Henry: GAGO KA DRAMA QUEEN, HINAHANAPAN KO NG JOWA SI SIR HENRY

Hannah Mae: Uh-huh.

Henry: JOYEUSE SINASABI KO SA 'YO

Hannah Mae: Uh-huuuuuh.

Henry: I'm disabling all of your social media accounts.

Henry Fortes is offljne

Hannah Mae: Now let's prank Zweihänder.