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Two years in lockdown? Can the lads really make it through without their lives falling into shambles? Read more to see them slowly lose their sanity.

Quarantine #16

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[Coronado Residences:]

Zweihänder: Nag-text si Sir Lance, ano raw handa ko nung 19 years old ako.

Ichaival: Talagang ikaw ang tinanong n'ya? (phone rings) Oh, minessage din pala ako.

Zweihänder: Nung 19 ako... hmm...

Ichaival: Hindi ba sa Jollibee ka nag-birthday non?

Zweihänder: Hindi, sa McDo.

Ichaival: Nung 20 ka nagbirthday sa McDo.

Zweihänder: Ikaw, anong handa mo nung 19 ka?

Ichaival: Niregaluhan ako ng cake ni Tita Marcial, tapos niregaluhan ako ng wine ni Tito Christian.

Zweihänder: Tapos?

Ichaival: Niregaluhan ako ng fountain pen ni Kristina.

Zweihänder: Tapooos?

Ichaival: (sighs) Tapos nagpunta tayo sa Star City.

Zweihänder: See!

Ichaival: Minsan ba naisip mo na dahilan din 'to kaya hindi ka nagkaka-girlfriend?

Zweihänder: Dapat ba sa Enchanted Kingdom kita dinala? Disneyland?

Ichaival: ...

Ichaival: Reply-an mo na si Sir Lance.

Zweihänder: Fried chicken, fries, spaghetti, ice cream, cake, tapos ticket sa Star City.

Ichaival: Minsan ba nagtataka ka kung normal ka o ano?

Zweihänder: Oh my God Val, let it go.

Ichaival: Did you just-

Zweihänder:

Ichaival:

Zweihänder: Can't hold it back anymore, sorry.