Worst Blind Date

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Yuki: Please Pierre, tell us about the worst blind date ever? 🙏🙏🙏

Lando: Yes we need to know.

Max: Please you have to tell the rest

Charles: You know what happened??

Max: Happened while he was driving for Red Bull.

Pierre: Next day I was demoted to Toro Rosso.

Val:

Lance: But Pierre how went the blind date???

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Lance: But Pierre how went the blind date???

Pierre: So it was a blind date set up by my trainer.

Yuki: You let Pyry help you?

Pierre:😒😒 he just wanted to get me a girlfriend, so he had some free time

Daniel: Is that why Micheal said I had to take Max on a date? 🤔🤔

George: Not important. What happened on that blind date??

Pierre: So I went to the restaurant, properly dressed.

Lance: Hey, I was properly dressed for the circus 

Pierre: I walked op to the hostess of the restaurant and said I was here for a blind date under the name Gasly. She said that my date was already at the table.

Lando: She was hideous?

Pierre: No, but she was talking really loud on the phone

Daniel: That is a dealbreaker 

Pierre: Yeah it is. She also didn't stop talking when I was sitting down.

Carlos: Rude

Pierre: After a couple of minutes she finally hung up. We started talking a bit.

Seb: That doesn't sound bad

Pierre: After ordering she just got on her phone and stopped talking with me

Carlos: Impolite

Pierre: It was really awkward. I tried to get a conversion going. So I said: what is your Hogwarts house? 

Charles: Good conversion starter

Pierre: She didn't even look up from her phone and said: What is that?

Charles: Nooo

Daniel: She did not 

Lando: What was your response?

Pierre: I tried not to react too strongly and responded with: From Harry Potter, the 4 different Hogwarts houses.  She responded with: Oowh, Harry Potter.

Nicky: That doesn't sound bad

Pierre: She added: That is dumb 

Charles: She did not

Alex: She is awful 

Pierre: I was ready to leave

George: Why didn't you??

Pierre: I ordered lasagna and I was starving 

Daniel: Fair enough 

Pierre: But yeah, worst blind date ever

Max: You didn't even tell them the worst part yet

Nicky: There is more????

Max: There is and it is hilarious

Pierre: I forgot that you knew how it ended 

Max:if you don't tell them, I will

Yuki: I need to know

Pierre: Okay just before the main course the hostess came to us. She explained that she made a mistake and that this wasn't the date I was set up with. 

Lando: So maybe we can trust Pyry to set up blind dates again.

Max: Mate just wait 

Pierre: So I went to a different table and there was sitting a woman. The moment I arrived at the table she introduced herself.

Seb: That is nice

Carlos: Sounds like a good change 

Pierre: She was really nice and we were hitting it on and then I asked her Instagram. Then I saw something on  one of her post

Max: Can I hit punch line

Pierre: yeah sure

Max: He saw a picture of her with his grandma😂😂

Nicky: Why is that funny??

George: How is that possible??

Pierre: She said that it was her grandma 

Lando: 😂😂😂

Lewis: You were on a date with your cousin??

Pierre: Yeah😣😣😣

Yuki: 😂😂😂😂

Lance: You win Worst Blind Date

Esteban: Remind me to never let Pyry arrange me a blind date

Pierre: I am never going on a blind date ever again. 

Couldn't hint at the story and not make it right?? Who do you think went on a the worst blind date, Lance or Pierre?

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