Seb Pickup lines

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Daniel: Seb, old friend. Why are you being so prude?

Fernando: Yeah man. I still remember your first couple years in the grid

Val: Flirting with everybody

Lewis: He is still that man

Checo: Only with you man

Seb: Daniel I grew up. Something you should do to.

Max: Daniel don't even think about it. 

Daniel: I mean why change perfection 

Lando: Damn your ego

Carlos: It is on a whole new high

Daniel: But Seb why would you be so prude

Seb: I want to set an good example for the kids

Lando: 😤😤😤

Lance: 😑

Max: 😤😤

Charles: 😐😐

Mick: We aren't kids anymore

Seb: And how did you know I meant you with that comment??

Lewis: He is getting sassy

Daniel: Sebby as your old teammate I know you have the best pick-up lines

Max: Sebby????

Lewis: Daniel how close were you guys as teammates?

Daniel: 😉😉

Seb: 🙄🙄🙄 Nothing happened. But we would go to the club together.

Daniel: And when I say this man has game😎😎

Seb: Says you

Daniel: 😊😊

Max: What is happening between them??

Fernando: I was there and Daniel is right. The kids are missing out.

Val: Please Seb share your best pick-up lines🙏🙏. They were amazing

Seb: Sure

Pierre: Master class from the master

Charles: He seduced Hamilton and that man is picky

Seb: I can tell you're into yoga, why don't you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?

Charles: 😳😳😳

Max: Yes

Daniel: Excuse you

Nicky: I am going to remember that one

Alex: Hmhm🙄

Seb: I do love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips.

Carlos: That is sweet

Seb: And the ones on your face

Carlos: Damn

Checo: I have seen that one in action and it worked.

George: Damn

Seb: Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes

Guanyu: No way that one worked

Seb: It did

Lance: Seb, time you learned me this superpower

Esteban: I want to join to please

Seb: What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Daniel: That one is just chef kiss

Max: No way you can pull that one off 

Daniel: Bet??

Max: Loser will clean our house for the month??

Daniel: Deal!!

Seb: I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long.

Lewis: 😏😏😏

Seb: Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Esteban: that one is very much a dad joke

Nicky: If I want to use a pickup line for a guy Seb.

Daniel: He got tons. He used those a lot back in the day. 

Seb: Do you prefer to wear boxers or briefs? Never mind, you won't need either tonight.

Nicky: I will be using that one. Thank you. 

Lance: Please share more for a guy

Seb: If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricant.

Lance: 😯😯😯

Daniel: Give us more

Seb: Can we go to batting practice? Because your bat looks ready for a swing.

Kevin: They are getting better and better.

Seb: A good cowboy knows how to tame a bull, but a great cowboy will ride it. Will you be good to me, or will you be great?

Lando: 😳😳

Mick: Never thought of Seb as such a flirt

Lewis: And I think he can stop.

Fernando: Not wanting to share this side with everyone Hamilton???

Lewis: No he is mine

Someone *kuch @lilnoorindahouse *kuch called me out on making Sebastian to prude. This more to your liking😉😉? 

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