Pick-up Lines

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Lewis: My assistant forget to book my flight. Now I can't fly to Monaco. He is so not on top of things😑

Max: Dan, you know I like to be on top of things

Carlos: where is this going?

Checo: I don't have a good feeling about this......

Daniel: Ehmm, yes??

Max: Can I be on top of you??

Daniel:☺️☺️☺️

Seb: No Max please don't

Daniel: Are you the pit crew of Red Bull?  Because you get me from soft to hard in 2 seconds.

Seb: Guys please stop

Pierre: Roses are red, violets are blue
my bed has room for two

Esteban: *Kuch* Occupied by Charles *kuch*

Max: Is your name winter, because you'll be coming soon

Daniel: You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry

Fernando: Daniel's one really worked one time.

Valtteri: a bit sad you need a pickup line

Fernando: At least they work when I use them

Lance: Here I am, what are you other 2 wishes

Pierre: So Estie what are your other wishes?

Esteban: You to stop doing this

Pierre: You started this

Daniel: Knock knock

Seb: No knock knock jokes🤦

Daniel: Aaawh come on. This one is not bad. Knock knock

Seb: Who is there?

Daniel: When, where

Max: When, where, who

Daniel: Tommorow, my house and you.

Carlos: Smooth

Pierre: Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

Max: 😂😂

Fernando: That one would not work

Lance: Estie Estie

Esteban: Yes??

Lance: Are you French???

Esteban: Yes

Pierre: Yes

Esteban: Back off pear

Lance: Because Eiffel for you. 😂😂😂Sorry couldn't not share this

George: I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

Nicky: 😂😂

Alex: 😂😂

Nicky: You already have my insta😉

Charles: Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Seb: That is one I like

Val:

Max: Val you ruined the pickup line streak

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Max: Val you ruined the pickup line streak

Val:

So, I know what I said, buttt

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So, I know what I said, buttt.......
I was inspired by a conversation I had while I should have been sleeping last night. Also I needed to do something after my exam to relax. 

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