Daniel: One of your ancestors was alive during every historical event you've ever heard of
Seb: Oowh no
Pierre: That is interesting
Guanyu: Where is this coming from??
Lando: Instead of saying "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." We could say "Sorry daddy, I've been naughty."
Carlos: Lando. Noo.
Nicky: He has a point
Guanyu: What is happening??
Max: Lando and Daniel probably took some brownies after the Mclaren debrief
Yuki: I am never having brownies again, if this is what happens
Daniel: Being too lazy to go out for junk food is a case of 2 negatives making a positive.
Pierre: I want what they are having
Daniel: Come to my hotel room
Pierre: On my way
Lewis: Yuki those are not normal brownies, if you get what I mean
Yuki: The got more chocolate in it???
Lando: Cooking is witchcraft, you use a dead animal, plants and spices in a cauldron while following the instructions from a book written by old people.
Carlos: So that is why you don't cook
Nicky: So does this mean that cooking schools are just witchcraft schools??
George: I think so🤔🤔
Charles: So basically a cooking school is Hogwarts
Daniel: Bomb diffusers won't ever be consciously aware that they failed at their job.
Alex: That is something
Fernando: That is just your punishment for fucking up
Val: That is a little harsh
Pierre: You have probably been someone's secret crush at some point.
Lance: This thought makes me smile
Charles: Some aren't so secret
Carlos: Like you were so subtle🤭
Lando: It took some time for Pierre to find it out though
Charles: It took you guys also 2 years to get together
Lando: You and Pierre were in love for over 12 years before you guy got together
Charles: Just shut up
Lando: Trees in books are made of real trees.
Nicky: Wow
Val: Just like dinosaur toys that are made out of plastic
Guanyu: What are you talking about?
Daniel: Val what are you saying??
Val: So plastic is made out of oil. That oil is made out of decomposed dinosaur bones. So dinosaur toy are made out of real dinosaurs
Max: That is awesome
Yuki: This made my day
Pierre: People look down on second hand clothes because they have been worn by other people but most of them don't mind sleeping in hotels even though some people may have had sex in the same sheets
Seb: No
Charles: Pierre please stop
Daniel: if an orphan takes a selfie, he is actually taking a family photo
Max: Daniel, babe, it is time to put down the phone
Carlos: Lando you to. Also, you are never hanging out alone with Daniel again
Lando: Yes dad
Daniel: -dy
Seb: DANIEL PHONE DOWN
Pierre: Your belly button is your old mouth.
Charles: Maybe also time for you to put down the phone
For legal reasons they are having "normal" brownies. Also drugs baaaddddd.....
The race today. It was sush a good race. I am just going to say it: I am not a ferrari. But I am happy for Leclerc and Sainz today. My Verstappen heart hurts. I could have lived with a second place, but this just hurts. Also so happy with Bottas!!!!! Don't sure what happend at the start but finishing P6 is incredible. Same goes to K-Mag p5 is great, I think he will have a podium this season.
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