How on earth have i not noticed this?
So, here are a few bloopers from chapter 1-7:
Ally: Like someone or something took Russo..
Nebula: ... How may RB Battles theories have you seen?
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Nebula: Oh no! Someone took my sword! I hope it isn't someone that will give me emotional damage in the later chapters-
=Nebula: I'm Nebula-
Megan: As in Ominous Nebula?
Nebula: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT?!
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Kreek: I- Uh...
K/Writer: What? Did you forget your line?
Kreek: Well.. yes, but no.
K: Care to explain?
Kreek: I may or may not have lost my script..
K: Wha- How-
Kreek: I DON'T KNOW-
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DJ: Where else are we supposed to go?
Nebula: Straight to the backrooms.
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???: Looks like you managed to get out of the maze!
Kreek: Are you Mr. Boringsworth or Evil Russo?
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???: You really don't want to see what happens when you lose.
TanqR: By the sounds of it, we'll die.
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As the robots were dragging Rose/Golden out of the room, she punched one of them in the face.
?: OW, WHAT THE-
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Incorrect Quotes
(Idea by Golden)???, negotiating with Kreek: We have TanqR. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed-
TanqR: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
???:
TanqR: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
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Kreek: Okay, help me please!
TanqR: Got two words for you.
Kreek I bet they won't be helpful.
TanqR: Your problem.
Kreek: I was right.
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Sanna: I actually have a black belt.
Bella: In what, karate?
Sanna: No, from Gucci.
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Ally: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
Nebula: Thank you!
Ally: I didn't say that was a good thing
Nebula: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
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Denis: Albert was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Albert: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Denis: Dude, you ate a chair.
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Kreek: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you.
Lego: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.
Kreek: Jokes on you, I can't do math!
(I think i've done this quote in my other book)
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Sabrina: Anyone d-
Albert: Depressed?
Denis: Drained?
Jackeryz: Dumb?
TanqR: Disliked?
DJ: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
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*Lego's helping Ominous out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Kreek: How does Ominous look?
TanqR: A little better than you, actually.
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That's all i'm doing for now. Bye!
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