Pick up lines
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It was grocery day and Jennie, instead of picking up supplies, pester Rosie with pick-up lines.
Jennie: Rosie? I'm thinking-
Rosie: don't-
Jennie: why do pick up lines when I could pin you down?
Rosie: oh god we're in the grocery!
Jennie: you look great right now
Rosie: I know
Jennie: do you know what else looks great on you?
Rosie: you
Jennie: damn right yes. ME.
Rosie: love, can you keep it down?
Jennie: can't. Sorry.
Rosie: ugh.
Jennie: if you are a flower you would be-
Rosie: a rose. I would be a rose, Jen.
Jennie: a damndelion
Rosie: pfft *laughing*
Jennie: DAYUM-DELION!
Rosie: *runs away laughing*
A minute later. Rosie is in the snacks aisle, deciding whether to get goldfish crackers or chips.
Jennie: if I were a judge, I'd sentence you to my bed.
Rosie: Jen!
Jennie: if your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving... Can I visit you sometime in between?
Rosie: nœr!
Jennie: *laughing but satisfied*
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Found these on TikTok and it was hilarious (≧▽≦)
