memes pt.1

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(name): Leona?

Leona: yes (name)?

(Name) : why are you on top of me ?

Leona : because I don't want to be a bottom?

Yuken: you often use humor to deflect trauma

Idia: thank you

Yuuke: I didn't say that was a good thing

Idia : what I'm hearing is , you think I'm funny


(Name) : *Exists*

Michikatsu: I'm so blessed, so happy, so moved, to have my sweet baby sister in my life , that I'm never going to take it for granted. Always going to give it back thank you.

(Name) : big brother are you okay?



Trein : who did this? Whoever did this is going to be -

(Name) : it was me .....

Trein: - forgiven because every child makes mistakes and deserves a second chance

Crowley: if that was me I would have been dead



Yuuken: if I was the headmaster here.....

Yukken: *points at riddle* your getting therapy

Yukken: *points at Leona* your getting therapy

Yukken: *points at Azul * your getting therapy

Yukken: *points at Jamil* your getting therapy

Yukken: *points at malleus * your getting therapy

Yuuken: *points at vil * your getting therapy

Yuuken: *points at Idia* AND ESPECIALLY YOU. YOUR GETTING THERAPY





Michikatsu : who hurt you ?

(Name) : no one

Michikatsu : tsugikuni (Name) ......

(Name) : you want an whole list ?

Michikatsu: * take out his kantana * yes




(Name) : I hate you

Muzan : according to this picture I drew of us holding hands , that must be untrue


Yuuken: stop bothering me ! Just leave me the hell alone

Crowley: my apologies but I don't plan on listening to any wishes related to you

Yuuken: (NAME) !!!

Crowley: she's not even here , do you really think she is going to come -why do I hear boss music ?

*(Name) behind Crowley drawing her kantana*



(Name) : Malleus what are you are you in the mood for ?

Malleus: dominating the world

(Name) : oh that is really ambitious

Malleus: you are my world

(Name): awww that is very sweet of you

Malleus : .......

(Name) : .......

(Name) : oh....



Trein: this is frustrating

Crowley: what is ?

Trein: watching Crewel openly flirt with (name) and her not even realizing it

Crowley: *wearing an marry me (name) shirt * yeah she is so oblivious.



Idia: *lying next to (name) who is asleep* nice

(Name): *cuddles closer to Idia, still asleep*

Idia : * holding back tears * N-Nice



Lilia : my future partner must be intelligent,unfazed by even the most disturbing things , and capable in every way possible -

(Name) : *triping on a pebble an proceeds to apologize to the pebble*

Lilia: that the one I want to marry



Kidnapper : I have one of your staff members

Crewel: Wich one

Kidnapper: the loud, annoying one that has an crow mask that to lazy to do anything

Crewel: oh....I don't care about that one


Vil : rook ,am I ugly?

Rook : nonsense I'm looking at you right now your the most farist of them all "Roi de Poison"

Meanwhile

Leona: am I ugly?

Ruggie: very much



*(Name) and Yuuken are flirting and giggling like school girls with each other*

Jade and Jamil : * starring at them silently*

Floyd and kalim: you're really quiet than normal today Jade/Jamil

Jade and Jamil: *still starring* no one plans murder out loud Floyd/kalim




Idia: Azul, how do I look ?

Azul: sleep deprived, anti-social , closet Otaku

Idia : perfect ! Now (name) will know I'm available!

Azul: .....

{Later that day }

Azul : *standing infont of a mirror dressing like an anime person * now (name) will know I'm available

Taiyō ni fureru (yandere twst x female yorrichi Reader Dove le storie prendono vita. Scoprilo ora