Wisdom teeth |scenario|

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They got their wisdom teeth removed

Here's how they acted while on that gas drug shit

Miles:

"...where's my girlfriend..." he said muffled

He hasn't even opened his eyes yet

I was getting a drink of water

I walked back in the room and his eyes opened and slowly shifted to where I was standing

He looked exhausted

"Ma...?"

"Hm?" I said drinking out of the lil cone paper cup

"..ma...?...can you hug me...pretty please?"

I smiled slightly and gave him a gentle hug

His mom and dad watched with soft eyes

"Your boobs are bi-"

I cut him off and covered his mouth before he could continue

Miles 42:

"I love you" he said drooling on me while trying to kiss my cheek

"Ew- I love you too miles"

He tried to kiss my lips but just drooled on me

"Ah- miles!"

Pav:

I came in in a hoodie and walked up to pav

I just came back from the bathroom

He started screaming

"I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! SHES PRETTY I LOVE HER IM NOT GONNA CHEAT LEAVE PRETTY PLEASE"

I tried to explain that

I was his fucking girlfriend

But he just kept screaming

So I took my hood off

"Baby...there was this girl and she was trying to get with me! She had the same jacket as you..."

I facepalmed

Hobie:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

He just sat there letting out airy groans

"Are you..single.." he said after a while

I looked around to see who he was talking to

"You're hot..mmm...sexy...any man would be lucky to have you"

"...hobie shut the fuck up-"

I don't take compliments well

Spot:

He doesn't have teeth

Miguel:

"Work....workkkkk"
He groaned like a zombie
"Work..y/n..Spider-Man...stressing"

"He's been talking like this for 30 fucking minutes"

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