Wrong Number Mate (stray kids fanfic)

Chapter 9: Poor Chan

Are you dumb??

Jisung
Guys, I have a question

Felix
Same

Seungmin
Same

Chan
Let's start with the most sane out of the three

Felix
Yeah so my question is

Seungmin
He meant me, obviously
Where's the sparkling water

Hyunjin
I uh
Drank it lmaooo hehe
Don't kill me

Seungmin
Whatever I don't have the energy anyway

Yenne
Oh no he's broken
What did you do hyunjin?!

Hyunjin
I'm sorryyyy!!

Felix
Okay now my turn!
Do birds ever get sad about the fact that they don't have arms?

Changbin
Do you get sad because you don't have wings?

Felix
Every. Single. Day

Yenne
Well if the birds are as emotional as you then yeah probably

Jisung
My turn!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Hyunjin
Because their hands are too short

Seungmin
Because they're dead.

Chan
Well so am I but I can clap
Skill issue tbh

Changbin
Damn who hurt you

Chan
A headache since the morning
I don't have the capability to deal with ya'll rn

Yenne
This is why you don't overdose on caffeine
And drink more water for god's sake
And please do something about your insomnia
For now, try some B-complex vitamins

Jeongin
I completely forget that you're almost a professional doctor

Chan
Thank you so much yenne!
And now everyone
Shut it! Not a single word

Felix
Yeet

Chan
I said no words!

Felix
Oh so last week when we were playing scrabble it wasn't a word
But now it is because it conveniences you
Selfish I tell you

Changin
Tch tch tch
Excepted better from you 'bestue leader'

Chan
My head
It's gonna explode

Yenne
Just switch off your damn phone!
Turn on do not disturb and TRY to SLEEPPPP

Chan
Okay okay
Bye everyone

Jisung
Guys,
Do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

Jeongin
All the time!

Minho
Those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed

Hyunjin
*Gasp*
Wait, they're back for revenge?
SO WHEN JISUNG AND FELIX SAID NOT TO SWAT BUGS THEY WERE ONTO SOMETHING?!?!

Felix
THIS IS WHY YOU LISTEN TO GENIUSES LIKE US!

Jisung
We were born to save the world from evils like this

Hyunjin
What would ya'll do if our dorm was on fire

Chan
Well obviously save everyone

Jisung
I'd yell 'damn this place is lit' as I wait for Chan hyung to come save his children

Felix
I'd pikc the fire up and thowr it awee

Hyunjin
I had a stroke trying to read that, what's up with the typos?!
Anyway, I would-

Seungmin
You'd scream and get on the floor and dramatic state your last wishes

Minho
I'd accept my fate and burn in style

Changbin
So I'm the only one thinking about saving important items like you know
CHAN'S LAPTOP??

Yenne
Why his laptop lmaooo

Jisung
His laptop is farr greater than gold, diamonds even, you won't get it

Jeongin
Now, WHO THE HELL DRANK THE COKE BOTTLE IN THE FRIDGE?!

Felix
Mi
Wyh?

Jeongin
If you couldn't tell from your behaviour
That is not coke, I kept beer in it
I kept it specially for me! It was my hack to get away with drinking in the dorm!

Yenne
And here I was thinking
Jeongin's the innocent baby of the group..

Jeongin
I'm an adult, and I'm older than you

Minho
Why didn't you tell me?
We could've enjoyed together!

Jisung
Felix is trying to climb the wall
I'm scared

Chan
I have an even bigger headache now
Jeongin you are grounded

Jeongin
Go to sleep old man

*Chan removed Jeongin*

Hyunjin
Oh he's mad
He's at his limit

Yenne
Poor Chan
Go rest hun forgive these kids for now

Minho
Ew
Why would you call him that
He's like a century older than you

Changbin
Calm your jealousy

*Minho removed Changbin*

Yenne
Oh my god ya'll are eliminating eachother left and right

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To be continued. . .

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