Wrong Number Mate (stray kids fanfic)

Chapter 13: Sad vibes, I think

*jisung renamed the group to 'I'm sad again'*

*Chan renamed the group to 'what's wrong now?'*

*Jisung renamed the group to 'life sucks, and so do I'*

*Chan renamed the group to 'stop crying and talk to me child'*

Chan
Han
What happened?!

Jisung
I wish I never woke up today!

Jeongin
I wished you never woke up too but we can't always have what we want

Yenne
Jeongin! Not the time to be evil!
Turn off your evil side and switch on empathy please

Jeongin
Okay
Hannie hyung what's wrong? Why are you crying?

Minho
How why and what did you just do to my evil accomplice?!

Yenne
I bet I could do that to you to, but obviously not yet

Seungmin
Yenne's getting bolder and I can't decide if I'm proud or disgusted

Felix
Guys
Jisung's still crying
Can we please listen to him?

Jisung
I had a dream today, where yenne introduced me to a noona
And I took noona out on a date
And we fell in love, and everything was going so good, just when we were getting married, I woke up

Felix
Waitt is it like that lamp story on reddit??
Damn I feel soo bad for you jisung

Jisung
No no
I didn't spend 10 years in a dream
Infact my dream was just just another one of the normal dreams you have, but the noona was so pretty

Changbin
Oh my god han
Get over it, that noona will never actually like you if she existed
So stick to being gay for now

Yenne
I mean, I always have dreams like that
Now instead of being sad, I just fantasize over the dream for the rest of the day
It's fun

Hyunjin
Do you dream about you and minho?~~

Yenne
No, I don't know what he looks like bruh
And his personality alone is not a lot to like
I usually dream about this really cute guy who I imagined through a novel

Minho
You're Just trying to 'make me jealous' or whatever aren't you?
How desperate can you be for me?

Yenne
How desperately do you need me to like you?
I was just talking about my fun dreams, and you felt jealous? Gosh

Jisung
Not only did I loose that noona, I also lost my wife

Hyunjin
But I'm right here?

Minho
I think he was talking about me dear sister in law
Of course it's only one sided though

Seungmin
Oii
Stay away from my wife alright!

Yenne
Wtf is this lore?
I am so confuseddd

Chan
Yenne you swore!
Go to the shame shame corner!

Jeongin
Ew dad wtf

Chan
JEONGIN?!

Jeongin
Go cry about it

Minho
I am so proud of you, you are indeed my little sister by blood

Changbin
I am officially smitten for you noona Inna.

Yenne
Huh?
Huhhhhhhh?

Jeongin
I told you I'm not interested
I like older guys!

Chan
Guys let's stop yenne probably feels left out right now

Yenne
Quite the opposite actually I'm laughing my butt off
Also
I've seen this one edit like a thousand times now
But I'm actually enjoying the heck out of it

Felix
What edit?

Yenne
His name is 'bangchan' from the comments, but some comments say Chris
The song goes like 'mwuah mwuah' and idk the lyrics tbh

Chan
Oh no you have seen that edit
It's a good edit

Yenne
I've been watching it on loop
For an hour now, still not bored

Minho
The man in the video is as old as Chan

Yenne
He's 45!?

Chan
I'm not 45 the hell?
I am 26!

Yenne
Wait what
Then why does seungmin act like
You're as old as time?

Seungmin
Because he is, I mean, born in 1997 bro

Yenne
The guy in the edit is 26?
I don't mind, it's a five year age gap, but ehh I like older guys anyway

Hyunjin
Minho's 25

Yenne
Okay, and?

Hyunjin
I tried minho
But she's gone

Minho
And so will you be in a couple of minutes
Gone
From the face of the earth

Hyunjin
AHHHHH CHANNIE HYUNG TIE HIM UO AGAIN PLEASEEE

Chan
Nope
I don't have the energy right now

Jisung
I'm not sad anymore

Yenne
That's nice jisung
You wanna go give papa Chan a hug?

Felix
It's cute and funny how he actually went and hugged Chan hyung

Yenne
Aww he's a baby fr
I wanna give him a hug too

Minho
Not possible

Changbin
Atleast be more discreet about your jealousy damn

Minho
I'll be obvious if I damn want to bitch
Mind your own business

Yenne
That's not minho is it?

Felix
Nope, I saw Minho holding his phone while typing that
But he threw it out of the window after sending that text so he probably can't read anything right now

Yenne
Oh damn
Imma die, peace ✌️

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To be continued. . .

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