total drama fuckers
cody: do you have skibidi rizz
noah: tf is skibidi rizz
duncan: yes
courtney: he's lying
duncan: fym im lying? i pulled you in s1 i pulled gwen in s3
gwen: 😧☝️
gwen: erm akshully you cheated so that outrules any skibidi rizz you have
duncan: WHAT
justin: i have skibidi rizz
trent: yeah sure
justin: i see how it is trenton i see the kind of person you are
heather: aside from all that cody doesnt have skibidi rizz
cody: 😧heather how could you do this to me
heather: its true
cody: go back to your skibidi toilet ohio fanum tax sigma male grimace shake 😡
noah: he texts me this all the time when i insult him
harold: this chat is weird
leshawna: you js realised?
harold: 😐
geoff: hey harold you never text here wyd broski?
bridgette: never say that again
justin: he texts all the time in the drama brothers gc
harold: yeah i get like 200 notifs from this within the time span of a minute
duncan: what no
courtney: what yes
gwen: what yes
duncan: stop siding with courtneyyyyy
gwen: and side with you, the cheater? no
duncan: the past is in the pastttttttttttt
cody: you still dont have skibidi rizz
noah: literally what is skibidi rizz
*alejandro sent an image*
noah: alright little one if you say so
alejandro: little one wft 😧😧
heather: wft
gwen: what fuck the
courtney: boo hoo
cody: skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
gwen: SHUT THE FUCK UP
noah: oh
noah: cody gen alpha kid real
trent: drama brothers boutta make songs about number one victory royales
justin: I LOVE FORTNITE HELP
justin: yeah we got a number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down get down ten kills on the fort right now just wiped out tomato town 😤😤😤
ezekiel: IM skibidi
heather: OKAY EZEKIEL
ezekiel: *starts flossing*
gwen: wait is zeke joking 😭
harold: my guy deserved another chance
ezekiel: sticking our your gyat for the rizzler
alejandro: Stop
gwen: guys help we should not be having this convo at cody's engagement party
cody: NOT MY ENGAGEMENT OARTY UGHHFHDHHD
cody: ive been in the bathroom with noah for like an hour
cody: she cant find me and if she walks in we'll passionately make out
duncan: 👀
noah: shut up.
gwen: but she can see these messages
cody: i blocked her so she cant see mine
alejandro: yippee
trent: gl everyone
justin: yep
cody's notes app
holy shit ive been sitting in a bathroom with noah for like an hour i mean im not complaining cos i have a nice bathroom and im with noah but like
oh my god im yapping
EITHER WAY im in a bathroom with noah my fucking CRUSH idek if its a crush at this point maybe its like a friend crush help and sierra is outside running around looking for me gosh darn
if she comes in noah said he'd make out with me js to get her off my back which is an interestinf plan bc noah?? offering to make out?? with ME? im not gonna complain
nah cos his eyelashes are so pretty
heather's notes app
cody forgot that he shared that note with me a while ago, now i can just read all his yapping about noah. i hope that when they finally get together he doesn't give me details.
sierra's been walking around for ages looking for cody. under other circumstances i would've said she looked nice, but considering our history she isn't. she's the only person i want to throw hands with more than leshawna.
i don't know how to get sierra off cody's back. i thought she'd grow out of whatever bullshit she had going on when we were teenagers, but now we're adults and nothing's changed. it's so pathetic, imagine the only eventful thing happening in your life is some boy? she can't have her life always revolve around cody.
the noco plan to make them fake date was actually really good, but im concerned about whatever's gonna happen to noah if sierra thinks that he 'stole' cody from her. because obviously he didn't but sierra won't listen to shit that we have to say.
even though im probably the meanest bitch out there, i think sierra can be saved.
dj's notes app
what is going on :(
i thought cody was getting engaged! i never thought he'd choose sierra, but whatever makes him happy :(
but now sierra's going crazy running around the house and i cant find cody OR noah :(
what is happeninggggg
duncan's notes app
im gonna punch sierra
courtney's notes app
duncan's gonna punch sierra. i told him not to but this idiot isn't going to listen.
gwen's notes app
duncan's gonna punch sierra and im gonna help him
noah's notes app
why is there a brawl going on outside?
a/n
lowkey missed ezekiel
sorry bout the insta posts i really cbf to go on my laptop and do one
YOU ARE READING
total drama dumbasses
Humora collection of the g1 tdi characters in a gc being silly / this was heavily inspired by total drama gc (DISCONTINUED) by wyvrianxv (definitely go check that shi out)