eras tour | chapter forty four

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total drama fuckers

duncan: courtney is crying

courtney: NO IM NOT

noah: that is something someone crying would say

courtney: oh yeah? you're gay noah

noah: IM LITERALLY NOT

noah: touche

gwen: why are you crying sweetie honey pie pookie bear sweetheart

noah: GAYYYYYYYY (translation: we have to find cody its been like a week)

justin: laterrrrrrrrr

courtney: IM TRYING TO GET TICKETS FOR THE ERAS TOUR AND THE SUSPENSE IS TOO MUCH

trent: UGH I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

justin: trent letting out his inner rainbow rn

alejandro: 🌈🌈🌈🌈

trent: what

justin: what

trent: .

justin: wanna have sex

heather: any updates on cody?

noah: okay im not 100 percent sure but he said i would know where he is, and im guessing its somewhere we both know relatively well

noah: somewhere we ALL know relatively well

gwen: dont say it

alejandro: bullshit

noah: which would be camp

duncan: i vowed not to ever go back

heather: wouldn't you go back for cody though? 

duncan: no????? ion even like that guy

justin: eye-own like him 🤓

duncan: leave.

gwen: cody means a lot to noah and noah means a lot to courtney because they study together

duncan: ok well i can let this slide once

chris: DID SOMEONE SAY CAMP 😏😏😏😏

gwen: you are a predator, leave.

chris: age is just a number

chris: i was about to tell you all, the producers are going to film you on your way to find cody!

noah: what teh fuck

gwen: so you knew he was at the campsite the entire time and never said anything about it.

chris: it's more fun when you figure it out yourself

heather: i didnt consent to this

chris: actually you did! fine print 😉

heather: ew gothy get this predator away from me

alejandro: dont wink at mi amor

chris: you guys are so good at solving mysteries! well, guess i'll see you all tomorrow at camp!

courtney: BUT MY ERAS TOUR TICKETS

bridgette: we should watch the movie, you me heather gwen lindsay beth

lindsay: ohmigosh yes!!!!!!!

justin: beth: *spits everywhere*

heather: the beth slander 😭😭😭

beth: hm

chris: see you bright and early at 6am tomorrow!

heather: UGH


a/n

back to camp ig

my skl camp was js a massive game of total drama and i was alejandro

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