Lorien Legacies Stuff

Best Friends

Nine: I'm bored.
Four: Okay.
Nine: . . . Well?
Four: What?
Nine: I'm your best friend so play with me.
Four: *EPIC FACE PALM*
Four: Oh my garde, dude. First off, You're sixteen years old and you just said 'come play with me'.
Nine: . . . Oh.
Four: And secondly, you're not my best friend. Sam is. But I'm YOUR best friend. Got it?
Nine: *smirk*
Nine: Johnny, you know I'm your best friend.
Four: No, I don't. Because you're not.
Nine: LOL. LIAR.
Four: Not lying.
Nine: Let's listen to reason. I'm the greightest being in the universe. So how could I NOT be your best friend?
Four: Easy. Because you are not the greightest being in the galaxy.
Nine: *GASP*
Four: But you ARE the GREATEST being in the galaxy.
Nine: Yeah, boom-cool!

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Nine: Hey, Johnny.

Four: Hey.

Nine: Sam's a nerd. Sarah's boring. And BK wants me to leave him alone. Don't you have any cool friends?

Four: Yeah, I have one.

Nine: Who?

Four: I'm not saying.

Nine: Why not?

Four: Because.

Nine: . . .

Four: . . . 

Nine: It's me, isn't it?

Four: . . .

Nine: Oh my garde, YES!

Four: Shut up, dude. It's not you.

Nine: Then who is it?

Four: None of your business.

Nine: Dude, you only have four friends! The nerd, your hot girlfriend, BK, and me. I've gotta be the best of the group!

Four: You're not.

Nine: . . . Admit it.

Four: No.

Nine: ADMIT IT.

Four: NO!

Nine: JOHNNY-BOY, YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU THAT I'M THE BESTEST AND COOLEST FRIEND YOU'VE EVER HAD! NOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT?!

Four: . . . . . . . Fine.

Nine: Fine, what?

Four: Fine! You're my very bestest and coolest friend ever!

Nine pumps his fists in the air and lets out a 'whoop'. Then he whacks Four hard on the back.

Nine: That's my Fire-Boy! You're finally learning.