Lorien Legacies Stuff

9 & 4 Texting #3

@ProfessorNine9841 and fourtheloveoflorien started role-playing for fun. Their conversations were so hilarious that they had to be copied onto Wattpad for all the LL fans to see! Very few revisions have been made and all are minor.
@ProfessorNine9841 plays as Nine, fourtheloveoflorien plays as Four. Enjoy!

Nine: YO, SUP JOHNNY.
Four: YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, NINE.
Nine: LIKE, WHAT, JOHNNY BRO!?
Four: Marina is all over me!!!
Nine: WTF
Four: I suppose you already knew that.
Nine: Wait,
Nine: U can still breathe tho, right??? If so, I am not concerned...
Four: Well thanks, asshole.
Nine: You didn't answer my question, bro.
Four: Yeah, I can breathe, Nine.
Nine: Good.
Nine: Cuz u know girls. Sometimes they can get a little . . . excited.
Four: . . .
Four: Tell me what to do.
Four: You're the expert.
Nine: I'll do more than tell you.
Nine: I WILL TEACH YOU THE BASICS, BRO.
Four: OH NO.
Nine: So be prepared.
Four: Should I write this all down??
Four: TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, PROFESSOR NINE.
Nine: Step One: Don't freakin rush things.
Nine: This should be easy for u, considering you're so slow-minded.
Four: Great, thanks.
Nine: You got this down on paper, bro?
Four: Got it down, bro.
Nine: Step Two: OVER-compliment her.
Four: Like, too many compliments??
Nine: Compliment her so often so she gets annoyed to the point that she physically hurts you.
Nine: Then you get back up and tell her she's a badass chick AFTER she kicks you in the groin.
Nine: And I'm just saying what I happened in my situation.
Four: . . . You know, that seems kind of like a Nine thing.
Four: You're a loser.
Four: Hey! This is all quality advice!
Nine: But when she hurts u on purpose, it means she's totally in love with you.
Four: Oh, yeah! Kinda like that one time Maddy sold you out to the Mogs! Haha, yeah. And you guys were SOOO in love! XD
Nine: THAT'S IT!!! -
Nine: -SARAH IS DEAD.
Four: STOP BRINGING THIS UP!!! I SWEAR NINE!!!!! I SWEAR I WILL FLIP A TABLE!!!
Nine: *mimics in high pitched voice*- "OH MY GAWD. HE DID NOT"
Nine: Well?? Have you flipped that expensive table yet???
Four: No, but I dipped a glass table. . . and it shattered.
Nine: Just like your Hart. . .
Four: NO
Four: NO
Nine: Now maybe you'll think twice before mentioning Maddy- AND LAFFING ABOUT IT, DIP-SHIT!!!
Four: MY SARAH ISSUE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR MADDY ISSUE!!!
Nine: WELL, SHIT THEN.
Four: DONT EVEN FIGHT ME ON THAT.
Four: I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.
Nine: Don't say what you WILL do. JUST DO IT, -Nike
Nine: AND HURRY THE HELL UP WITH THE INSULTS, YOU SLOW MINDED FOOL.
Nine: FLY YOUR LAZY ASS DOWN THAT DAMN MOUNTAIN AND COME FIGHT ME LIKE A BOSS.
Four: YOU KNOW WHAT!?
Four: I'M GONNA.
Four: COME AT ME BRO.
Nine: Why? U too scared to come at ME?!
Four: I'm not scared to charge a dipshit like you.
Four: Don't make me fly down this mountain!
Nine: Don't MAKE you!?
Nine: LMAO
Nine: You need an excuse to stay up there and make out with blonde-haired, blue- eyed hotties!!
Four: My newest hottie is Spanish.
Nine: Oh and might I add- The LAST time u charged a dipshit like me, you got your sorry ass BEATEN. BOTH TIMES, BRO.
Nine: Does that make me, like, Triple Pitticus Lore, or something??
Four: No, it makes you lucky.
Nine: Sounds like somebody wants a rematch.
Nine: BK says to stop fighting and save our energy. Should we listen, Johnny???
Four: NO
Four: REMATCH ME, ASSHOLE.
Nine: YOU rematch ME, ACE-HALO!!
Four: I refuse.
Nine: U shaking in those baby diapers, Four???
Four: . . .I changed my mind.
Four: I think I should stay with Marina.
Nine: You're changing the subject.
Nine: While u change the topic, u might as well go ahead and change that diaper of yours, Johnny. XD LMAO!
Four: . . .
Nine: You're at a loss for words!!
Nine: You've also felt loss!
Nine: Lmao!
Four: Are you hinting at Sarah . . .
Nine: Perhaps.
Four: Please drop it. She's gone and I'm sad about it. :(
Four: Damn you.
Nine: F U
Four: F IS FOR FRIENDS, WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER.
Four: U IS FOR YOU AND ME.
Nine: . . . no.
Nine: Quite the opposite, actually.
Four: Oh, okay.
Nine: Agreed, then?
Four: No, not agreed.
Nine: Well, shit then.
Four: I need you to do me a favor.
Nine: Sure, bro, anything.
Four: Be nice to me.
Nine: I am nice to me.
Four: Suuurrrre.
Nine: Right.
Four: Left.
Nine: Ass Hat.
Four: . . . not sure what the reverse of asshat is....
Nine: Hat Ass.
Nine: DUH.
Four: . . .
Four: Maybe I'm just tired.
Nine: I'm a genius.
Four: Compared to me right now, yeah sure.
Nine: Compliment taken, Insult ignored.
Four: Okay, I'm just gonna say it- Donald Trump.
Nine: Okay, I'm just gonna say it- Sarah's dead.
Four: *deep breath*
Four: Nine,
Nine: Yass?
Four: So is Sandor.
Nine: . . .
Nine: You've crossed the line.
Nine: Holy shit.
Four: Who's fault??
Four: *points at u*
Nine: MOGS FAULT.
Four: Your fault.
Nine: HOLLLYYYYYY FUUCCKIN MOTHER OF MUSHROOMS, SHUT THE FUCK UP, SANDOR IS WAY MORE AWESOMER THAN SARAH HARTY-PANTS!!!!
Four: Oh Nuh-Uh.
Four: You did NOT just say that to me.
Nine: Sandor is pointing a gun at you from above, debating whether or not to END YOU. And I bet Henri is right next to him, cheering him on.
Four: I bet Henri tackles that mofo to the ground and shoves a knife through his chest just like you did to him.
Nine: Oh, YEAH? Well, my insult was better.
Four: It's about time for sleep.
Nine: Changing the death to casualness, eh?!??
Four: Well, you always act pretty casual about Sandors death, so you know I'm just trying to be like you.
Nine: . . .
Nine: Atta Boy.
Nine: Just follow in my footsteps, cuz I'm awesome.
Four: I'll use your relationship advice and report back tomorrow to tell you how it went.
Nine: . . .Okay.
Nine: I found a meme online with Sarah saying, "I'm dead because of you, John."
Four: JENSKENDEKLSNDNDJDIDOSKNENSKSKSNENDJDIJDNXNXN *flips ten tables and a dresser, throws a cactus*
Four: THAT'S FUCKING IT.
Nine: ikr.
Nine: I just found it online, bro.
Four: YOU DID NOT.
Nine: I'll tell the person who posted it to fuck off, okay?
Nine: "Nine, fuck off!"
Nine: There! Your welcome!
Four: WELL THANKS NINE, THAT MAKES ME FEEL A LOT BETTER.
Nine: No problem, man.
Nine: I'm always here to tell you the truth of things.
Four: Stanley Worthington provides emotional support that only makes the situation worse.
Nine: Wait a sec, is that really my last name!?
Four: You dumbass.
Four: It's your name, Nine.
Four: How could you forget??
Nine: Srsly, I can't remember this shit.
Four: You're last name is Worthington.
Nine: Says who??
Four: Our books.
Nine: Which one?
Nine: whhhhaatt, Nines Legacy??
Four: Probably, idk.
Nine: SO FIRST U MAKE FUN OF ME FOR NOT REMEMBERING MY LAST NAME, AND NOW U SAY U DON'T EVEN KNOW FOR SURE!?!? DUMB ASS FOUR
Four: HERE IS PROOF. COPIED AND PASTED FROM THE IAMNUMBERFOUR WEBSITE!!
Four: