Loric Parodies

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Just thought this was kinda funny. XD

All of Me by John Legend.

Marina's underwater but she's breathing fine.

Nine's crazy and Five's outta his mind.

It's super short but whatever. It's hilarious to me so, LOL.

Eyes Open by Taylor Swift.
Firstly, can't quit laughing at how Five can't keep his 'eyes' open. But there are other things.
Well, here you are. Two steps ahead and staying on GARDE. Every lesson forms a new scar.
This is just hilarious. XD XD

Lost Boy by Ruth B.

I am a Loric Garde, from Lorien. 

Usually hanging out with, my Loric friends.

And when we're bored we play capture the flag.

Always on the run from, Setrakus Ra.

Run, Run, Loric Scum, Mogs say to me,

Away from all our, Mogadorian cannons. 

Earth is our new home, to Loric Garde like me, 

and Loric Garde like me are free.

I'm Sexy and I Know It, by LMFAO

When I walk into my penthouse, this is what I see.

All of the Garde are staring at me,

I got my awesome legacies and I ain't afraid to use 'em, use 'em, use 'em.

I'm Nine and I know it.

XD HAHAHA





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