Lorien Legacies Stuff

9 & 4 Texting #2

@Nine_is_Boss9 and fourtheloveoflorien started role-playing for fun. Their conversations were so hilarious that they had to be copied onto Wattpad for all the LL fans to see! Very few revisions have been made and all are minor.
@Nine_is_Boss9 plays as Nine, fourtheloveoflorien plays as Four. Enjoy!

Nine: So, Johnny,

Four: Is this gonna be some important shit, Nine?

Nine: Yes, Johnny, I'm coping a feel.

Nine: So how's your life been since we won the war?

Four: It's actually been quite sad and lonely... What about you, Professor Nine?

Four: How you feelin bout that arm?

Nine: Damn, bro, I can hardly write!!

Nine: But my push ups are better than ever, and that's about all that matters.

Nine: And I can still beat your old sorry ass!

Four: I'll bury you just like Setrakus.

Four: So, um, you seeing anyone?

Nine: No, I lost my eyes.

Nine: Lost them both, bro.

Four: You did not.

Four: Stop being over dramatic.

Nine: Lmao jk, yeah I'm training a few Human Garde maggots.

Nine: Haha! These GARDE talk about u all the time, man! (If I didn't know better, I would think you're famous!!!)

Four: I am famous.

Nine: XD LMAO

Four: I am perfection.

Nine: Ha, don't make me laugh.

Four: Why haven't you visited me yet??

Four: I'm disappointed.

Nine: Bro.

Nine: Here's how it goes. . .

Nine: YOU visit ME.

Nine: I don't visit YOU.

Nine: Got it?

Four: Damn you.

Four: I gotta fly down from this mountain now. Thanks a lot.

Nine: Lazy Ass.

Four: Ass Hat.

Nine: Hot Ass* XD

Nine: Double Meaning, bro. You have Lumen, HOT ass. XD

Four: Yeah, I get it . . .

Nine: No, you don't.

Four: I'm smarter than you think.

Nine: That's the thing. I don't think.

Four: You don't think, you just DO?

Nine: *claps hands*. EXACTLY.

Four: See, this is why you're missing an arm.

Four: You can't even clap.

Nine: Well, shit, bro!

Four: "claps hands". LMAO, are you mocking yourself?

Nine: I think so.........I mean NO!!!