Chicken Chatter
The humans might give you a really stupid name. Decide whether you like it. If you do, answer to it occasionally; if you don't ignore them at all times... unless they have food.
You must train the humans to know exactly what it means when the cockerel crows at dawn. Say it over and over again, as they are a bit slow first thing in a morning. As loudly as you can - "GET UP, EVERYONE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD, NOW!"
The fast clucking of a hen when laying an egg is distinctive. What you do every day is amazing; no human could even come close to what you achieve. Be proud and tell them before, during and after the activity over and over again.
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HumorIf you think you are in charge of your chickens, prepare for a change in the pecking order!
