Chicken Wisdom
'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Do not be tempted to answer the question. It's a very old joke and in very bad taste. If you need to cross any roads, just make sure there are no humans around when you do. They think they own them, and your safety is at risk with any human behind the wheel.
Ask the human how you can be bird-brained and headless at the same time. Surely even with their limited intelligence they should know that this is a physical impossibility.
'The early bird catches the worm.' You need to weigh up whether you really want that extra hour in bed, or does survival of the fittest benefit a hen with insomnia?
Are legs and breasts the only meaningful criteria that some males apply for assessing feminine beauty? Cockerels need not reply as they know better.
How can humans try to lord it over chickens? Your history goes back millions of years further than theirs. Have they not heard of Chicken Supreme?
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HumorIf you think you are in charge of your chickens, prepare for a change in the pecking order!
